What for, you can't sing
It looks like there are already two young ladies in the sauna !
See how they're avoiding looking at you?
I'm full from my delicious beef stew.
You're full of something but I wouldn't call it beef stew!
I had several slices of veggie pizza for lunch.
Didn't it bother you to pull that food out of the hands of crying children in the park?
I haven't been around here in a while.
And you're back too soon.
I own a ball peen hammer.
That makes you special because none of us would be dumb enough to buy one of those.
I have a really fancy coffee maker.
That's a food processor. And that's why your coffee looks like Mame's beef stew.
I'm going to a Christmas party Friday night.
You mean you took another booking for your strip act.
I hope I get a new pair of leather gloves for Christmas.
To go with your leather bustier and boots.
I shall be visiting the Channel Islands this weekend.
I wasn't aware there was penal colony there.
I am leaving work in about an hour.
If it's Gus you've got in there, don't worry, you'll be out in three minutes.
I'm feeling poetic.
The first line to all your poems starst with "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
I enjoy Japanese prose.
They don't enjoy it when you pay them with McDonald's coupons.
I'm going to wear a red dress to the party tomorrow night.
That ought to make you stand out. Perhaps a sign that says "Tricks $50.00" would also help.
I shall be in Reno this weekend.
Good for you, but use protection, as I've heard he plays the field quite a bit.
I saw a butterfly yesterday - in mid December?
That was actually a flashback to that LSD trip you took in the 70's.
I saw a hummingbird yesterday. Not unusual for where I live.
No you get several types in the swamplands.
I'm sharpening my mower blades tomorrow.
Haircut time again?
Spring is in the air ... I feel pretty.
That explains why you are wearing the frilly dress, push-up bra and thong panties.
I shall be attending a nightclub this evening.
He has managed to find a few hours work as a car jockey.
I'm off out this evening, with my old mate Ralph..Trouble ahead I think.
