You mean you're finally making good on your promise from LAST Christmas?
I don't even THINK about Christmas shopping until the second week in December.
I'd be amazed if you could think period!
My wife will have me putting up all the fancy Christmas trimminmgs, inside and out, in a couple of weeks.
At your house that means hanging a wreath on the door with an inscription that reads "keep out!"
I had a wonderful weekend in San Francisco.
Trying a new city to beg in, Nick?
I'll be there this coming weekend - too bad, once again we missed a visit.
I'm absolutely famished
Has 10 minutes without food gone by ALREADY???
(We keep missing each other Mame. Perhaps I will plan a trip to Canada)
I'm going to Vegas on Tuesday!
That's so funny, Nick - I just get back from Vegas, and you're going... you just get back from San Fran and I'm going...I hope you have a great time (where will you be?)...
You're just another loser to them, bucko...
I was off work today with a nasty cold
That's what you tell them, anyway, you skiver. You know full well it's just a hangover.
I had a good time walking around Venice over the weekend.
(Lucky dog)
You mean begging instead of walking, don't you?
My boss is away again
(I'll be at the Hard Rock Hotel Mame)
Tying to get away from YOU no doubt!
Every day is beautiful in Southern CA!
Even better when you've buggered off!
I'm looking forward to the football on TV, tonight.
That's sad! You have nothing else in life to look forward to.
I shall be attending a big Thanksgiving feast on Thursday.
Too bad you weren't invited.
I have a headache.
Husband feeling like naughties again?
I am hungry.
Boy can you eat, two mouthfulls more than a pig!
MAN U are going to beat Celtic tonight.
Just like they did Southend?
I'm having Pasta al forno with meatballs.
Sounds about right, all meat and no condsiderations for the poor saps working for the NHS who have to put humpty together again.
I think I need some reading glasses. I don't want to wear specs either.
Glass won't help if you don't know how to read.
I just returned from an ocean swim.
That wasn't an ocean, you drunken, doped-up dimwit - it was the sewer!
I'm quitting my job at the end of the year - yay.
You mean you just got fired for messing about on the internet?
I'm taking the day off tomorrow.
Here's it's "Thanksgiving". Over there it's called "laziness".
I shall be dining with friends tomorrow.
