Me too, right above you, with a HUGE deck. Signed, I.P. Freely.
I may be changing jobs again.
Maybe if you stopped calling your boss "**********" you might be able to keep your job.
I haven't worked out for a week. Back to the gym tomorrow.
Hoisting a beer to your lips is NOT working out, sorry to tell you, ya big drunken slob.
I'm working on an Excel file.
Working? When did you get a job Mame?
I had my rabies booster jab today, I feel barking mad.
You're feeling barking mad but that's not because of the rabies booster...
I just enjoyed some wonderful sushi.
By Christ you like eating crap!
I'm trying to think what to buy the wife for Christmas, do you think a new vacuum cleaner and a set of pans is overdoing it?
Until now she's been on her hands and knees spending several hours a day picking the lint off the carpet and cooking by holding the food over an open fire with her hands. She will welcome those gifts.
My girlfriend is going to Indonesia alone for 2 weeks.
HA! You only THINK she's going alone, you poor deluded soul.
I've missed you, NF
NF? What's that.....nightly f---?
I'm thinking of eating toast in bed.
You do have great dreams and aspirations Lor Ellpus! If you accomplish this goal perhaps strive for crackers and milk!
Mame is back from Vegas!!!
What a town! Did you even notice I was gone, NF?
I'm volunteering at the theatre tonight.
Can't sell it so you figured you give it away, eh?
I'm going out of town tomorrow.
You won't get too far riding the mechanical horse outside the supermarket.
I had some good salmon when I was out for dinner last night.
Having dinner at the river during spawning season? I'm sure you and the bear you went out with enjoyed your meals immensely!
I'm on my way to San Francisco in a few minutes.
Don't forget your handbag and lipstick.
I enjoyed the boxing last night from Bethnal green.
Don't worry. Your broken nose and blsckened eyes will heal quickly. So what if the other guy didn't have a mark on him, right?
I am in San Francisco at the airport waiting for my ride.
Well, don't go bareback this time. Too many STD's out there!
I've just eaten a large plateful of Hotpot.
Hot Pot? In America we call that "stolen marijuana".
Going out shortly to hit some of the local night spots.
Trying to get picked up to earn rent money again?
I just made a beautiful soup.
That soup stone comes in handy over there then?
I'm taking one of my grandson's to Preston this morning for his Christmas present.
