If thats what you call it "Icecream"
I like Food.
because you cant read
might go to bed soon
It couldn't be soon enough, and don't hurry back here.
I am always late.
It woud be better if you never showed up at all.
I am always on time.
Unfortunately, your breath always arrives early.
I feel like dancing.
Too bad you have two left feet and no partners.
The woman in the next office is so loud.
She has to scream to be heard over YOU!
A shandy looking character just moved in two doors down from me.
And he told his friend he was worried about moving in because of the extremely creepy person who'll be living two doors up from him.
The house next door to mine is empty.
its empty because you and your partener have been making weird sounds every night for the past year and it aint loving sounds
im doing maths
Of course you are. It's pretty obvious you're not doing English.
I just bought a new kind of shaving cream.
If you're interested in your grooming, you should start by taking a bath, you slob.
I'm going into town today.
Do they allow ladies of the night to work in daytime outside the supermarket?
I'm wondering what to get for dinner.
It's always a surprise what you find in the trash can.
I'm going to the cinema tonight.
Are they having a free movie at the Men's Shelter?
I must get some work done this morning.
Don't. Your boss would die of shock.
It's time I washed my hair.
It certainly is. Things are starting to crawl out of that matted mess.
I can hear the birds singing.
No, you can't. It's tinnitus and it's the first sign of a dread disease.
I'm going to have another cup of coffee.
Fighting another hangover?
I keep getting static on my cordless phone.
That isn't static, it's alien interference; they have earmarked you for deeper probing.
I'm inclined not to buy any more Austrian cakes, they are very filling.
She means the buttons on her dress won't fasten.
I got saturated this morning.
