It says 'Property of US Prisons' on every perforated sheet.
I may watch The Da Vinci Code if it's raining.
You are probably the only person dumb enough to believe the code is written in Pig Latin.
I just bought the paperback of The Da Vinci Code
Your heading the right way, its only fit for wrapping chips in.
With a woman that dumb, life would be an embarrassment
Of course, you have never been married as every woman looks at you and thinks "ugly, stupid and poor all in one package".
I have chosen Qwest as my internet provider.
You never make the right decision, do you!
With a face like that I'd stay under the bed.
suck my toe. thats all ur worth
Who crapped him out?
Hey listen stupid, you should be on television, like dust.
Who is responsible for keeping these clowns under lock and key?
quietStorm7, no one can suck your toe because your foot's already in your mouth.
Mathos said:
With a face like that I'd stay under the bed
You just got a glimpse in the mirror?
I am looking forward to a nice, pleasant evening.
You still got the two old regulars on a Monday then?
I am having an early night, tonight.
The prison shrink has upped your evening meds so everyone else in the cellblock can get some relief from your infernal ranting?
My car rides better since I put more air in my tires.
Air in the tires! How long did it take you to figure that problem out Sherlock?
I just came back from a successful audition.
what they didnt throw food this time
doing graphics work
Finally learning how to write the letters of the alphabet? Are you up to D yet?
I think I will get to bed early tonight.
get your mum to tuck you in before 7:00
chopping wood tonight
Isn't that another term for cutting cocaine?
My lady is coming over for a midnight swim shortly.
she probably already knows your going out tonight
im babysitting now
They make horror movies about people like you.
I'm going to have breakfast now.
you actually got uot of bed
some where in the universe something exploded
im eatin vanilla ice cream
No wonder you can't type properly.
I think I'll watch The Da Vinci Code tonight.
