Well at least the colors match.
It's getting dark too early now.
Why do you care? Afraid I'm gonna get ya or just afraid of the dark?
I can't think of anything.
Hardly a surprise to us.
I am going home tomorrow.
Be sure to check in with your parole officer if you want to remain home this time.
I'm on my way to the post office.
Another mail-order garment to be returned? When will you stop lying about your size?
It gets dark at about 5 30 now.
Geez, if you bought some light bulbs you wouldn't be falling over all your junk in the dark.
I got caught in a parade today.
Parade? That was no parade - just people massing out to come look at you, you freakshow.
I can't believe it's autumn again.
I can't believe it took you a month to notice.
The World Series starts tonight.
The world has shrunk in this part of the world. "You forgot Poland!" your President would even tell you.
I'll be up all night working.
In other words you will be drinking for three hours straight tonight. Again
I have to drive an hour to get a part for my Jeep tomorrow.
But that's just cause that's how long it takes you to find your way down to the village - what, with three crossroads to navigate, and all.
I sure hope tomorrow will be a nice day.
Any day you avoid getting shanked is a good day, Martha.
I despise the little smileys on the side of the screen.
That because even they look more human than you do?
I keep on getting text messages.
From the Pedophile Club of the Netherlands?
I have just heard the scream of a carrot.
Where exactly would you like it stuck gus, if you can handle the pain that is?
Something about pitchforks makes me nervous, but hay.
Well, a pitchfork is sized a bit bigger than a mere carrot, Cav, so I can see how you'd feel uneasy - or is it the anticipation that makes you nervous?
I lost my alarm clock again.
How do you lose an alarm clock? Doesn't it remind you of where it is every damn morning?
I hate the Dutch, cleanser that is.
Try 'Mister Clean' I hear he's your type.
I have a stuffy nose.
Nah thats not just your nose - you feel stuffy? Thats the fog that fills your brains.
Now let me add up these numbers here.
I hope it's a short list, otherwise you'll run out of fingers.
Today I want to do a lot of reading.
