Complain to the guard you should be fed.
I might play golf tomorrow.
'Play' being the operative word! I've seen you hatchet around a golf course - you're an embarassment to the entire world of golf.
I am reading the tv guide right now.
Maybe you should save up for a TV
I am trying to figure out what to have for dinner
When did they start giving you a choice in there?
I won three out of five at snooker earlier this evening
How much cheating did you do?
I have finished sewing my dress.
Sweetie that's not a dress...unless you meant to go for the torn sheets look.
I must check on the wood pile later.
Why, is that where your girlfriend hangs out?
I like CSI.
Always looking for ways to escape your crimes I am sure.
I mashed some potatoes earlier...quite delicious.
Pity you had nothing to go with them.
I think I will have an early night.
The beers are hitting you already eh?
Boring night without any football games.
Yes you wouldn';t appreciate the science chanel
I used to play Rugby.
and then you woke up.
My bills are paid for the month.
Pity its the month of October your viewing.
I was scrum half or hooker, both positons suited me.
According to the police report being chained to a wall and being whipped by middle aged housewives also suits you.
My friend just got a new pool table and has invited me over.
Is he totally stupid.
Night Sturgis Take care mate.
Can't you play snooker across the pond?
You are so ignorant about anything that goes on beyond the tiny bounds of your own world.
A parade made it very hard for me to get into my office today.
Your boss organized the parade for that very reason.
I need to start working out again.
Leaving the couch just to go to the fridge and the bathroom isn't much exercise is it? You could always try answering the phone to vary your routine a bit.
I just sent a gift certificate by e-mail.
I'm sure grandma will love Fredricks of Hollywood.
I am quitting smoking.
So you're just going to snort and mainline the drugs now?
I think I am coming down with a cold.
