forgetting again? Yep your old.
I spend too much time on here
Oh, I'll second that! Can't you find another way to amuse yourself?
I like my work.
Well you would find pole dancing challenging enough, I guess.
I'm going to London tomorrow.
First day of your trial? You should have no trouble establishing an insanity defense, you're as nutty as a fruitcake.
I just gave my dog an empty soda bottle to play with.
he's as easily amused as you are
one more night to work
It's impossible to call what you do "work". Since when does being a clockwatcher count as "work"?
I feel really stuffed right now.
Your a fat disgusting pig that doesn't stop eating! How else are you supposed to feel?
I make very good coffee
Congratulations! It took you three years to learn how to boil water and another five years to figure out how to unscrew the top on the jar of instant coffee. Now, if you could only figure out how to open the milk container...
I like watching "Law and Order".
Another example of a brain-dead human occupation.
I like to walk in the mornings.
How nice they let you out in the prison yard for an early morning stroll.
I finally finished my day's work.
Sitting in front of the TV eating junk food is not really classified as work.
My 2006 resolutions are going a bit downhill.
Not surprising, since you've never been able to stick to anything. Face it, you're just a complete failure.
I have to mail back a damaged item I received from a shopping channel.
It's not just the item that's damaged; have you looked in a mirror lately?
I made a great lasagne last night.
Hooray! You finally figured out how to work the can opener to warm up that can that's been sitting in your cupboard for years. BTW, that can said Love Ur Dog, not lasagna, you dummy.
I finally found the information I was looking for.
I bet it won't help what's REALLY ailing you, though!
It's absolutely pouring buckets outside!
What's Your Point? I am anyways not interested in going out.
Last night I had a vision about world peace.
You and three naked women as the sole survivors of a nuclear holocost is not consdered "world peace".
I am moving tomorrow.
Where, into your old home, the insane asylum?
I am eating toast.
That's not toast, it's just very stale bread. You're too lazy to get off the couch even to go buy some fresh food at the corner store.
I just downloaded a Windows update.
it's nice you finally got passed windows 3.1. Are you upto windows 94 yet?
