Still, it's the only way to make those thrown-out vegetable peelings taste OK.
I've been thinking of buying a Renault Kangoo.
Is that the one with belts and hoses made from real kangaroo intestine?
That makes me hungry.
What, the thought of real kangaroo intestine? Makes a change from veg peelings I suppose - beggars can't be choosers.
I'm going to make some nourishing but slimming soup.
Good old cream of bolemia.
I am stuck on hold.
shall I assume the soup will be primordial?
The lady Osso is out house-hunting today.
The way she shoots, she'll only wound them.
My mother-in-law is getting very forgetful.
She's just trying to forget that you're her son-in-law.
What shall I have for lunch?
Whatever your co-workers threw out most likely
I'm charging batteries now
Your wife will be thrilled. Electric Viagra.
I'm being very lazy.
Same old, same old. When are you ever not being lazy?
I am thinking about getting a puppy.
give you a reason to by alpo.
I like movies from the 80's
That's because you haven't seen any movies made since the 80's.
I have had a weird day.
Psychotropic drugs must be wearing off...
Less than 90 days to go until baseball season is back!
If you keep getting infractions they might not let you play on the prison team this year.
I am thinking of making some curried chicken tonight.
Bird flu reached your neck of the woods, then?
I am fascinated by how suggestible people are.
Don't beat yourself up for buying that swamp land
It's getting dark outside...
WOW! What powers of observation!
I had a peanutbutter and jelly bagel
Oh how nice, your nursemaid makes you some delightful food...uh, oh...you do know it is to be eaten not worn... oh my! what an interesting hat it makes for you.
I think I'll listen to some nice music tonight.
You are a true gormand! That must be the most exciting meal you've had in weeks!
Why can't we mention the forum seattlebuzz without getting the auto spam filter?
Because everything you say amounts to SPAM.
S-Stupid
P-Puerile
A-Annoying
M-Mindless
I have to stop at the post office on my way to work.
