You shouldn't get him so drunk.
I must pick up the turkey tomorrow.
So, your son's coming home for Christmas?
I've had some bitter tea today.
Stop drinking the leftover drinks at the bar.
I shoud clean me fingernails
It's your mind that wants a clean up you pervert.
I think I'll have a shower before I meet my girlfriend.
If you haven't met her yet then she's not your girlfriend. Keep dreaming stinky!
I don't beleive in Intelligent Design.
That's why your house looks so stupid.
I'm leaving early today.
you wont be missed
I'm thinking about being a profesional singer
Idolizing William Hung doesnt make you a pro..k?
My back hurts today.
Couldn't get any help carrying the body out to the trash?
I heard an asteroid may hit the Earth in 2029.
2029?......Ye gods that's almost half past eight! You'll be too drunk to notice by then, so I shouldn't worry.
My teeth are itchy.
Well, take them out and give them a scrubbing, then
Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat
You shouldn't refer to your wife and kids as "geese".
I liked Richard Pryor.
That's nice, He hated you as much as we do
I hear helicopters
As long as those voices in your heads have gone silent it must be an improvement.
I have had a very tiring day.
I guess spending all day in bed must be tiring.
I think we need a new phone at the shop
Actually, the old phone works perfectly. No one calls you.
I am watching COPS.
Where, in the local toilets?
I am up early.
True, like i mean, 3pm in the afternoon means something must have happened
Sometimes, I talk
Rarely, people listen.
I thought cjhsa's answer on the previous page, about Intelligent Design, was very funny indeed.
Finding Foolish answers Funny, does not make you intelligent, though. (Clary, Merry Xmas)
I am optimistic about Superconductors at room temperature.
