You better keep the sound on so you will know what is happening.
My ears are tingling.
its because people keep talking about all the stupid things you do.
i need to clean my rifle
I had better call the county coronor for your arrival...
I am divided over what to have for dinner.
rats and cockroaches are aplenty on the street.
I was hoping the dolphins game would be on TV.
It is, unfortunately you have no idea how to turn the television set on.
There is a prediction of some heavy snow by the end of the week.
So your coke dealer got out of prison?
Awww, remember Beavis and Butthead? I used to do a good impression of Butthead....
no need to reply on that
stray cat makes life easy
You are the laziest insulter on this thread.
I did a lot of fixing up around the house today.
Did you tape the torn cardboard?
I did a good deed today
Stayed at home?
I arrived in Mumbai yesterday afternoon.
Yeah and you're crap at insulting people.
I am logging off now to have break.
you mean to give us a break from your stupidity
I'm thinking about taking some distance learning courses
Give us a break, you go to them and the farther away the better.
I hope someone buys me a good book at christmas.
Why, have you exhausted the prison library?
Scrooge had the right idea about Christmas.
That explains why you always wind up spending the holidays alone.
I just bought an enormous Korean butterscotch pear that weighs over a pound.
You should manage that in one bite with a mouth your size.
I've just got the xmas decorations down from the loft.
well you need something sparkly to brighten up your exeedingly dull life.
I have a sore throat.
Yes....sorry about that. Not bragging, of course.
The weather has turned milder here, I shall go for a walk.
I've warned you about drinking methylated spirits, your hair will fall out next.
It's foggy in Wales today.
its not foggy its just your dirty thick glassess
I miss home
