Are you up to the staggering mental challenge of sorting the dark clothes from the light?
I slept late this morning.
Stayed up late masturbating again, eh?
I'm wondering what to have for dinner on a snowy day.
Confused by all the choices of canned spaghetti?
I'm doing a load of laundry now.
It's good that you have that position at the prison, the library was too challenging for you.
There was an infernal racket last night a few doors over...sirens and flashing lights it was dreadful!
Did you manage to escape capture?
I'm off down the shops today.
Shoplifting is a crime and won't really make you happy.
My bones are a little creaky this a.m.
its called old age
I'm reading a book about war
Ah, a picture book no doubt.
I have a million things I need to do.
No doubt you will finish it in a billion years.
Golf sunday morning, or party Sat night - I can't make up my mind
Still suffering that hangover from last night I see.
My doctor has told me to rest more.
Getting you calm prior to the lobotomy?
My doctors an alcoholic, I like him.
Birds of a feather...
If he's the one who did your brain surgery, that explains a lot.
I can't decide whether to buy a new car or a used one.
go with a wrecked one, it suits your personality.
I need speakers for my computer
Why? Has it indicated it wants to talk to you? No one else does.
I find the holidays stressful.
how much stress can there be in shopping for none? If you had a pesonality, you would have friends.
I'm thinking of taking multi vitamins
Why bother? The three-hundred pounds of fat will still be your downfall, you f*cking slob.
I had the best burger tonight at the Forest Hills Diner.
Retrieved it from the trash can before going to your cardboard mattress neath the L.I.R.R. overpass...good for you.
Looking for my gloves, wonder where I left them...
most likely the ones with velcro are where you left them. in the barn by the sheep.
so many stupid people, so few bullets
I thought you liked yourself better than to kill yourself Ralpheb
I just saw a strange movie.
was a video of you growing up
I'm watching Penn State beat up on Mich State
