It's up your rear-end where you left it last night for safe keeping and pleasure.
I am trying to decide which hat to wear this evening when I go for my stroll.
Be nice to the neighbours and wear a sack.
I have to get ready to go to the pub now.
Are you still paying off your bar bill by washing glasses every Saturday night at the pub? With the amount you drink, you'll still be washing glasses when your grandchildren are old enough to vote.
I just changed my bed linens.
Why? thunderbird, night train and ripple all have screw lids.
time to clean my firearms
That would be the first thing you ever cleaned.
Another glorious day...but I don't hear any birds chirping yet.
If you ever crawl out of your underground cave you might hear them.
I really slept unusually late today.
Why bother to get up? Might as well go to sleep early tonight.
I had a nice piece of salmon today.
Was it worth it being killed for?
I hate popcorn.
That's not what your food bills says.
I plan to have a quiet evening at home tonight.
Why should tonight be different from any other?
I'm under the weather tonight.
Not so bad considering you were under the porch last night.
I must tidy up my office tomorrow.
so thats what you call your padded cell?
3 more months and I go home for 15 days
parole, they call it where I am
I have put my fiction books in alphabetical order.
Golly, you have got too much time on your hands havent you?
I need to go soon.
Don't let me stop you...need a shove off?
Not sure what happened to my newspaper.
You got out of the trash, someone must have put it back there.
Need to do some ironing.
No amount of ironing will remove the creases and wrinkles in your aged body.
I scored only 58 on Test Your English on TV.
58 out of 100 ... not bad if English is not your native language.
I'm going to eat some Mexican for lunch.
beginning with the boots, I suppose...
Now I've arranged my nonfiction books according to subject.
An easy job considering you only own two books that aren't romance novels.
It's such a beautiful day, I think I'll take a walk.
