The Insult Chain Game

This time, try doing it when you are sober. Your neighbors are not happy about your striped house.

I have to go turn off my lawn sprinkler.

Dys
Dys can make up the most creative tasks to avoid having to take out the trash and to clean Fred's cage. If fact, Fred is so pissed at Dys that he's told me in confidence that he's thinking of flying off with one of the Finches from the neighboring yard. I put Maddy's leash on Fred so he couldn't make good on his escape threat. Now, Maddy is running loose in the neighborhood.

BBB

BBB, what, are you off your meds again? Or did you double dose? In any case, get out of our thread!

I'm sleepy.

until you learn the difference between Melba and Coma, I suggrest you stop eating toast.

It's too hot to keep working in the yard today, guess I will steam up the shower.

Dys is a slow learner
Dys is a slow learner. He decided to start removing acres of gravel in his back yard. Because he's still recovering from his stroke, he started digging a shovel full of gravel and walking across the yard to dump it in a pile. Then he began to tire, so he started carrying one piece of gravel in his hand to the pile. After about four hours of carrying off the gravel one rock at a time, he pooped out. There's only four million pieces of gravel to go.

When I learned of his poopness later in the day, I invited Dys to drive his truck over to my house and load my fancy wheelbarrow into it. That way, he can finish the job by his 80th birthday.

Dys just called me to say he's on his way to my house with his truck. He's learning fast.

BBB

A double cut:



Don't get it so hot that it demands gratification from you.



Yeah, and now you need to call the police back and un-report it stolen.

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Ho Hum! This time it's for real...

You mean you actually bought that penis that was for sale in that other thread?


I'm going out for lunch today.

Did you get thrown out of the house again?

I'm paying some bills now

Isn't plastic surgery extortionate? Or do you get help from a charity?


I'm going to Hong Kong next week.

Yes, the staff at your hotel have been warned and are all scrambling to schedule vacations...

I sure hope we escape the wrath of hurricane Charley.

I'm sure your house will look twice as tidy after the hurricane as before it.


White wine and fizzy water makes a nice lunchtime drink.

Yeah, but HOW MANY of these drinkies do you indulge in Ms Clary? :wink:



That was a terrific dinner I cooked tonight!

So glad you could scrape off the burnt edges successfully!


I watched the Olympic opening ceremony and thought it was fantastic.

Too bad there's no channel surfing event...you'd surely be a contender!

I love to watch the Olympic divers.

Drowning your sorrows in all ways, then?




I'm not sure whether to go nn the Atkins diet.

Since you only stay on diets for an hour or two, you probably shouldn't waste a lot of time thinking about it.

I have to go to the bank today.

(You never said a truer...)


They won't lend you any more, don't get your hopes up.


I shall go to bed soon.

Is mommy punishing you for writing on the walls again?

I'm thinking of moving.

Neighbours complaining again - you can't blame them.


I may sell my house and buy a campervan.

That might help you to keep one step ahead of the police.

Think I'll look through the newspaper now.