Do what you always do, just leave the dirty stuff piled up all over your kitchen.
I bought some new clothes today.
Not washing your clothes either I see.
It's definitely started feeling like fall around here.
Why, have children in the supermarket begun asking you whether that's a Halloween mask you have on? Try using some makeup, sweetie, your naked face is scaring the little ones.
I just got back from the post office.
Admiring that picture of yourself down there?
I love the smell of fresh rain in the air
Well yes, it smothers your body odour.
I fancy an orgy with Dev.
You'd fancy an orgy with a flock of sheep, you insatiable pervert.
I have to call the plumber about a leaking pipe.
She'll phone anyone, with any excuse, just to get laid.
Think I'll take some photographs.
Believe me, no one except you can look at those nude photos of yourself without becoming ill.
I'm making BBQ ribs for dinner.
It's amazing how you can dress up a couple of twigs from your elm tree and call them dinner.
My ears are tingling.
If you'd take your finger out of the light socket that might stop it.
I bought myself some new tools.
Make sure that there is a competent adult present when you use them.
It's 6am here, and still dark!
Turn the lights on, you idiot.
My football team lost today.
And btw, it's "quarterback" -- not "the ballie throwie guy"
I'd like to be queen of A2K.
Better start shaving your armpits then.
I've turned the lights on, but it's still dark.
Still have that hood on your head from your S&M night of debauchery?
I am going to purchase a new toothbrush later.
Why bother, your teeth are like stars, they come out at night.
I've just brushed the dog.
So that's your new word for your self pleasuring.
There is a lot of static on the radio today.
Try taking it to the top of a hill preferably a big one and as far away as possible.
I'm going to have a cup of tea and a cake.
Well make sure you pay for it this time.
I think FF & Dev's would make a great couple of playthings for a wet afternoon especially.
I think you should be locked up in a padded white cell if you keep talking nonsense like that.
I'm on vicodin today.
