Only real men fish often!
I can't bring myself to take a fish off of a hook, eew.
I always thought you were a wimp.
I have to write some letters now.
Is that a new prison penpal, or the same one you promised to marry?
I've had a very productive week at work.
So, everyone got their free needles?
I might have to work this weekend.
Got to work overtime to pay off your bookie again?
I just bought a new watch.
Hope you got a digital one this time so you'll be able to read it.
I got my car fixed last week.
I hear the auto body shop has been giving you a discount for your frequent repeat business.
I think I deserve a raise.
You deserve a swift beating about the face and neck for being so goddam stupid.
I'm going out to drink wine and speak italian tonight.
With your Mafia buddies that helped you steal the election?
I'm really not a political person.
You're not a smart one either.
I wish I knew what all the fuss was about.
You don't need to pretend to be ignorant ... just be yourself.
I'm going to rake leaves tonight.
I hope that's not too mentally taxing for you.
I must get to sleep early tonight.
Meeting your parole officer in the morning ?
I wish I had steak right now.
another black eye?
I don't feel too good today.
Another one of your checks bounced?
I can't wait to get busy in my garden.
Is your tryst with a rabbit or a squirrel?
Did I mention I'm sunburnt today?
Fell asleep in an exposed position again?
I don't have enough time for A2K anymore.
Awww...the warden wants you back mopping the floors again.
I'm cooking dinner right now
Sucking on your crack pipe a few times doesn't really qualify as "cooking dinner"...just so you know, Crackie!
I am very interested in my own genitalia.
At least some creature on earth is...
How bout those Mets ?
