Point the gun at yourself.
I'm getting hungry.
somebody lock the cage this time.
portabella mushrooms with salad is served.
I guess, but I just calling it eating an ass.
I made a promise today.
Did you promise to shut up?
My cat is asleep on my lap.
Good thing that cat isn't a parrot huh? A friend comes over and says "Polly wanna cracker?'' the parrot yells "Help, he fucks me when you're not here...You think my ass got this way from sitting on a pirch?"
Now that is funny.
It would have been if I were a guy.
I'm sleepy.
I suppose you looked into a mirror and talked for a few minutes...You know, because you are so boring.
I will be getting ready to go to sleep in about 12 hours.
Can't get to a mirror until then, huh? <You know, 'cause you're so boring. Christ, did you really think you needed to explain it? You had a nice insult; then you opened your mouth again.>
The Longhorns won the Rose Bowl.
Who the f*** or what the f*** are the Longhorns and the Rose Bowl?
Is that some weird American thing?
Yeah it is, ya wally!
I really need to go to bed.
No one appreciates the joke explain...It makes them so much more funny. Especially when the punch line is obvious.
I remember last time you put a sentence together involving those words. Something about a long "horn" going into your bowl and turning it rosey...I can't remember.
My insults are awesome on so many levels.
Awsomely confusing.
My aunt is nuts.
At least she isn't rockin' a pair like some chicks, huh LittleK?
I used to want to surf.
Ur aunt has nuts.
What is a bomb?
Your last joke.
That is classic.
Some refer to someone of your age as a "classic."
We're getting winter weather here now.
You are spastic.
Texas Tech didn't do badly, either.
Not nearly as classic as ur ability to feature in horror movies(dull and ugly).
I'm perfect in everyway
I'm not even 20 yet, so that makes me laugh. If only it were raining Arnold penises, you'd be in heaven huh?
Let's us remember.
