Little miss shorty-pants
I cleaned the house today.
Unless your Computer is by the curb, you forgot to take out the thrash.
That one was really good.
Only in your mind, Child
Where has everyone been today?
Avoiding you, I wasn't so lucky.
It is 65 degrees out.
A cold day in hell, eh?
I put a knot in my neck
I'm sure you'd find a noose much more comfortable. Go ahead, try it. Just tie up that pretty noose and stand on a fragile chair.
I hear a noise.
time for the meds.
need to finish vacuuming.
'Vacuuming' up those chocolates, you mean?
I just had a phone call with Slappy.
Slappy and you... damn, who do I offend first?
Littlek is coming for dinner on Monday. (yes?)
<now how do I insult you and yet say, yes, I'll try to come... wait, dinner?>
Well, only if there's something there besides slovak meatie dishes. <so lame!>
It's ok, Slappy insulted me enough for one night.
It is a sorry state of affairs if you get offended by Slappy <not exactly sure what the hell i mean by that>
Nothing wrong with Slovak meat.
Yeah, tell that to the czechs! They had to put a border between you and them.
I wish I was going to NYC.
I'm sure most of Boston shares your wish.
I fell out out first place in my fantasy football league.
Fantasy football - you mean where you have daydreams about your favorite football players in their scivvies?
More beer!
Once again, littlek volunteers for drunken group sex.
I'm marinating some chicken.
Who's drunk here? You've been pouring olive oil and rubbing your belly for awhile now. That just has to stop.
Off to hunt and gather some supper downstairs.
I KNEW you lived in a tree!
I've never visted New York City.
Perhaps you should skip the supper and gather a little cardio exercise, fatty.
Hear the silence about to break.
Don't make that kind of noise here!
It's been raining for three days.
Maybe your rainbow will soon appear.
I think that I could kill this time.
