Have fun with the silver-heads, you old fart.
Closing the month on a good month.
Sadly, you are not closing your mouth as well.
My dentist told me I have "wide bridges."
what he meant was that you have a lot of space between your ears.
I love Tenacious D!
Yea, you're on the same intelligence level as Tenacious D.
I have that DVD.
<is that an insult?>
I bet that bathroom scene with the flower vase is your favorite part.
The fake acid trip short film was a riot.
...and you would know the genuine article...
I'm having friends over for New Years.
<again, is that an insult?>
I hope they haven't found something better to do.
I have to shoot my cat at 10pm tonight, kind of messes with NYEs reveling.
Shoot the cat before he shoot you!
I still stink, got to get in the shower stat, running late as usual.
I can smell you from here.
I smell all minty fresh
Maybe your breath. Other than that....do I smell rotten salami?
I'm off like a raped ape. Let the boozing begin.
In this part of earth boozing is yet on the way.
We are 2005!!
Like a raped ape. Couldn't have thought of a better image of you myself.
I bought an iPod mini!
<can't....insult...dagmar....>
It isn't always easy to make fun of a piece of ****, the pity factor.
My plug in needs a battery.
With the workout you've been giving your dildo lately, you should use longer lasting batteries.
I wrote my first 2005 check today.
How many checks numbered 2005 are you planning to pass?
I just read Dave Barry's year in review.
With the rate you read at, it must have been the year 2003 in review.
I'm getting ready for bed.
Only wussies go to bed.
I'm drinking a St. Pauli Girl right now.
Ha! Talk about wussie! St Paulies is for girls.
I'm running away now.
Saw your shadow again?
The buxom blonde german barwench on the label is because they are marketing to ... girls? I'm so confused. Maybe I should just stick with Grolsch?
I'm nearly done, just one slurp left.
