Ooh, your little brain actually put together a three word sentence. What's next, tying your shoes without drooling?
I have never paid for sex.
That's because your to cheap.
Is it bad to eat before bed?
In your case, not if it is cyanide.
Forgot this yet again.
Alzheimers is a horrible thing, so go change your diaper. Im sure you forgot that too.
I have jumped over the couch before.
Hopefully next time it will clip your foot and you'll fall and die.
I have a lot of stuff.
Stuff as in BAGGAGE?
I should talk.
If you want everyone arounds you's head to explode.
I am not that old.
It shows.
I'm almost over the hill, 43. I'm told I look much younger. <bats eyelashes>
I'm sure you do, by people twice your age.
I'm going out for some beeahs latah.
Getting primed for tomorrow?
Do you have someone to drive you tomorrow, very important.
We'll always have you around to drive us insane. (And I mean always... don't you ever go home?)
I'm insane in the brain.
The jury will never buy your insanity defense--but you could plead stupidity.
I've got to recharge my cell phone.
It's not the battery you deadbeat.
I have bounced checks in the past.
LOSER!!!!! Make a buck.
I'm hungover. Which I will be for the next three days.
I'd rather be over-hung than hungover.
Sadly, you appear not to have gotten your desire.
I think Equus is funny.
You would.
I'm going to try to quit smoking.
you know you'll never have the will to do so!
I never smoke
You've never had sex with me, obviously.
I hope Francis is a girl.
why? you've never shown a preference before.
I'm looking forward to a trip to florida, I have reservations but I'm going anyway.
