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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Francis
 
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Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 06:53 am
A new car wont match with your poor outfits.

He phoned to say he is late.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 07:09 am
He's obviously trying to avoid you, and it's easy to understand why.

I've already bought champagne for New Years.
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Francis
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 07:36 am
Be aware of it! Champagne is not made for weak people.

We made an agreement.
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paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 09:18 am
He lied.


Poor francis.
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Francis
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 09:44 am
He paid in advance!

Poor you!
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cjhsa
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 11:56 am
1025 posts, almost exclusiving in this thread, and he still can't figure out the rules.

I'm computing in my underwear.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 12:03 pm
I think you misspelled "pooping."

I, at least, put on my pajamas.
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sublime1
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 12:23 pm
A special day I take it.

I am wasting my day off.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 12:44 pm
The days you work are a waste too.

I just saved a lot of money by shopping carefully.
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Ticomaya
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 01:09 pm
Another well-planned trip to The Dollar Store?

The heel on my shoe needs to be replaced.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 01:21 pm
You family wishes you'd run in front of a truck.

I have to go get keys out of the car.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 01:43 pm
Sure, sure... Remember to throw away the sticky porn mag when you're done with it this time; the janitor has been complaining.

I gotta put a check in the mail.
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Ticomaya
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 02:02 pm
Time to renew your porn subscriptions again?

I hate paying bills.
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Francis
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 02:20 pm
I knew you were stingy!

I must put order on my messy desk.
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Ticomaya
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 02:31 pm
I knew you were French!

Okay, I have a messy desk too.
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Child of the Light
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 04:39 pm
How many times do I have to tell you? We do that in the toilet!

I got a letter today.
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colorbook
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 04:45 pm
Greetings from Uncle Sam?


I'm going to paint my kitchen yellow.
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Child of the Light
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 04:53 pm
Before or after the lonely business man paints you white?

I see blinking lights.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 05:07 pm
That's an early sign of Syphilis, you must be too dumb to use a condom.

I'm running out of ideas for leftover turkey.
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Wed 29 Dec, 2004 05:14 pm
firefly wrote:
That's an early sign of Syphilis, you must be too dumb to use a condom.

I'm running out of ideas for leftover turkey.


Not too dumb, too apathetic. Running out of ideas for turkey eh? Ya know, your family has been saying the exact same thing about you for years.
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