Order a "Low End" prostitute.
It's earlier than I thought...
Good idea. Are you available?
I have to figure out how I'm getting home that night.
Good one Slappy! You bastid.
The best NYE I had, I drove around in a limo with friends, no traffic, no parking worries, we all split the bill so it wasn't expensive, didn't have to worry about driving drunk.
Nice insult, crackwhore.
San Andreas is the sh1t.
(I'm probably going to be taking the train into town, but have to find a way home...a friend of mine who doesn't really drink may drive).
"San Andreas?" are you referring to YOUR CRACK?
I was alway's the designated driver in my group.
That explains EVERYTHING.
I want to go snowboarding this winter.
I went last winter, MY GAWD your slooooooow.
I fell so F'n hard when I snowboarded, it felt like I had shaken baby syndrome. I'm not kidding either.
I don't think it was from the snowboarding. Again, "crack"whore.
I do know what you mean though....my body was beat to sh!t. Only been once, and fell VERY hard.
...for that Norwegian midget with the trick jaw.
Snowboards are for jerks; skis are for gentlemen.
And so is driving a Mercury Grand Marquis, but the rest of us know they're just all jerkoffs.
I'm done with this, priorities: video games.
Play with yourself instead.
My butt hurts...
That is what you get for doing anal.
Anyone up for a game of Hoops?
My HOOP is out of commision.
I should ski this year.
Right into a tree hopefully.
I know it's a showcase, but I don't care.
No one else cares either, since you have nothing to show off.
I met a very interesting person today.
Whom, I'm sure, you promptly bored to tears.
I'm watching a Schwarzenegger movie right now.
From the avatar and the Schwarzenegger marathons you are always talking about, I'm sure you aren't just watching...Isn't that right masturbate?
I am eating a sandwich.
Be careful, the mental strain of typing and chewing at the same time might cause complete brain collapse.
I've got to buy some new tires.
Old ones were as flat as you?
I'm waiting for someone to discuss business.
Maybe you should try standing on a different corner.
I think I'll get a new car.
