The Insult Chain Game

What could be more exciting than golf? besides bowling, I mean. Watching bowling is a sacred duty.
And the shoes and shirts are the coolest!

Should I do the dishes today?

I think that you had better. Isn't it annoying to have to put your food on old newspapers?

Summer camp is great for kids.

...except in Florida (state bird, the mosquito) where it's used to bring the gator population up and the human population down...

My driving skills are beyond compare.

Meaning your driving is incomparably worse than that of anyone else in Massachusselly, a low standard indeed . . .

well you clearly don't mind your children getting cold, being dangled over the edges of cliffs on a thin rope in the name of character building and being bitten to death by mosquitos - just so long as they are out from under your feet - huh! some mother

do you think i should take up rock climbing?

Yeah, you should start by rappelling down the north face of Everest . . .

Sure, but not now. Wait until some storm is about to come, so that you can stay trapped there - I doubt world would be sorry

I could watch Seinfeld forever

I knew George Costanza had a soul-mate somewhere!

Should I go over to America tonight?

That would simultaneously lower the average IQ of both countries.

I'm going to pursue a singing career.

Would you do a few bars of Far, Far Away?

Better yet, just do them far, far away.

I gotta be the brightest penny in the bank . . .

Oh give me a break. I wouldnt toss you into a fountain .You are about as bright as a monkey with his thumb up his ass.



Should I try out for Ms America?

Why don't you try out for Ms. Trailer Park first, then when you lose that competition to your sister with the lazy eye, you can go back to eating Corndogs and watching Jerry Springer all day.

Should I do my laundry soon?

From the odor wafting into Ohio from the East, i'd say that's long overdue . . .


Damn, i look gooooooooooood today ! ! !

Good? If my dog looked like that I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.

Have you heard: Stoneham is the Athens of America!

Hey I am going to admit right now,I am a terrible speller and need glasses to type.I am on a french keyboard and have limited access at all.I have reread so many of my posts that are all broken up because I try to type too fast in between rendering.I figure maybe in my old age I settle back and fix all of these things. Otherwise I will probable make myself look like a fool posting all this gnarled phrasing.I apologise and please let FoM speak for my other areas of talent. It is a talent that most younger folks are typing like it was second nature.

George, noone cares about your babbling stupid trivia. give us a break and find something new to talk about.



There is noone in the world more sexy then I am. ;-)

now on whhich planet would that be?


Im the fastest reader on the boards

Out of courtesy, however, i won't mention reading comprehension . . .


I'm the fastest typist here . . .

and you produce words of no recognizable language.



My border collie is theeee smartest dog on a2k.

So what? is this a race?


I am going to read the directions for my new camera today.