Are you at it again!
We are not equal at all, you are a slightly inferior species..
Rightly so I may add, that's why we keep you for various jobs around the household, bearing, looking after children and doing the shopping!
Your also very nice to play with from time to time.
Why on earth do you have this ridiculous desire to want to spoil things. Just accept, we like holding the car doors open for you especially if you have a low cut top on!
Do you dress to thrill or thrill to dress?
I bet you'd be hard work for the first hour or so!