Dear Earthling,
No,
are you midgets always this slow?
with Mars Love
No, this part of the web has too many spiders.
Did you have a safe landing?
yes
are you always this sweer?
(g2g, Good day Marco, catch you later sometime)
yes
are you easy to confuse?
no! Will take hell to confuse me...
Do you need more experience to judge properly?
No, can read you like a book.
Are you always romantic?
that was a manufacturing default... I'm never romantic
Do you think that was a lie?
Would there be any real point at all in telling a lie?
Romance is foreign to L&S so she states
Do you think she is telling the truth Mathos?
Who can tell!
Can you ride a unicycle?
I can. It's easy. You just blow three spliffs of Savannah ganga.
Can you ride a unicycle playing flameco guitar with an upside down bottle of champagne balanced on your nose whilst keeping two hoops rotating around your ankles and making your eyebrows go up and down seductively.
Yes, the Great Pretender was my stage name.
Can you drink a pint of beer without getting drunk?
Yes. I drank 4 tonight and I'm a shober ash a judsh.
Do you want to make an issue out of it?
No, I have a great respect for shober judgshs.
Do you have your own corner in your local pub?
Sort of. The ditherers give us a wide berth.
What is the correct translation of "flange"?
make it up... who gives a damn anyway?
Mathos is a very good fan of yours Spendius.... WHAT DID YOU DO???
Don't bother asking that blithering, stupid, gormless Yorkshire oink anything.. There is more sense in using a chocolate fireguard or filling fire extinguishers with napalm and petrol than even attempting to discover what inconsistent drivel the bloody moron will spill out on these pages if you are stupid enough to encourage the clown.
Be thoughtful of others will you, if you get him visiting here, there will be a village in Yorkshire short of an idiot. Then again if he's spouting off like he does following any encouragement he will be back on line tomorrow complaining to you that last night was a failure, as he didn't have enough wind left in his lungs to blow his girl-friend up.
He's the sort of person only a mother could love! And he hasn't got one.
Have I made myself perfectly clear?
You've made a lot more about yourself clear....
Why are you always at war with almost everyone(but Dutchy)?
