Not in the least, the higher the sea level; the nearer I get to a beachside property.
Is it a sin to add milk to; Fanciest Jasmine (Moli Huacha) tea?
Absolutely!
Have you been affected by etc's preaching, blessing and cursings. Amen.?
Never
De gustibus non disputandum I say. Don't you?
No, they're orfe somewhere else - rather bicuspid, denture think?
Am I the only one who can appreciate the very witty rejoinder, "No, they're orfe (FISH) somewhere else - rather bicuspid (TEETH), denture (play on words; DON'T YOU) think?"
Could you do better?
Molaring over your quernstion I canine think of chuitable crunchline.
What's the most exciting and thrilling thing you have done today so far?
I fed a mother and cub polar bear the remains of a narwhal, after I had hacked off its horn. I have yet to return my overdue library book.
What is the most exciting book you have ever read?
The Constitution of the USA
What is your favorite food?
Yoni pie as long as it's kept fresh. Otherwise hot meat and potato pies with a pint of John Smith's Extra Smooth to wash them down.
Have you seen anyone doing anything particularly silly today?
Yes, 'spendi' crawling home on hands and knees after having to many John Smith's Extra Smooth at his local watering hole.
Has anybody here been decorated for bravery?
Not that I can tell you about.
How about yourself?
I answered the wife back once in 1967 and got smacked on the head with a shovel!
Does that count?
No. You deserved it.
How do you react when something negative happens to you that you feel that you don't deserve. Do you freak out and get all self-righteous- or do you just say- whatever....?
Depends on the circumstances and reasons.. But common sense tells me to react in a nonchalant manner, it pays to be relaxed in life.
Have you experienced muti-orgasms when copulating in ocean water?
No, not specifically in that situation.
How about you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmEBlrRRMBQ&NR=1
listen to this!
Yes, I think sea water is a bonus factor in sex.
You never see frustrated fish, do you?
How would I tell a fish was frustrated?
Do you spend much of your time underwater?
also:
Are you listening to the youtube things I direct to your attention? they're awesome!
They are good!
Do you wander like a nomad in bed? You know one minute, Oh Sir, oh sir, then guess what's on telly at 2am?
What are you wearing at present Miss?
I used to do a great deal of scuba diving, fish always look content and happy, never frustrated, unless you alarm them!
Question...
Have ytou ever been layed in the back of a car?
