Questions Game

Jenny has a busy day ahead Mathos, left us a while ago, but I expect may be back later.

What have you been up to today mate?

Raining most of morning, so I did some exercises, then a bit of a game with young lostnsearching, you came on, have you forgotten already?
Then went out, rain stopped, did some work on pond, washed the wifes car and put it away, then it rained again so she went shopping in it

They do it on purpose you know, and I bet she drove it through every country lane she could find!

Just had a little lunch; chomp chomp chomp! a few minutes on here and then going to do some work on my gazebo and steps!

Yes tell me about it, mine does the same, but I rtun mine through the car wash Raining cats and dogs here too mate with lots and lots more to come.

What is your new PM like?

He reminds me of our last Chancellor and he's a jock like him as well..Need I say anymore?


You are probably aware it has started raining here again, if it stops I'm out there!


Is it dark outside where you are at present?

It will be in about 12 hours time but no presents. If a cat always lands feet first and buttered toast always falls butter side down; what would happen if you taped buttered toast to the back of a cat and threw it in the air?

You would be visited by a lady and gentleman in uniform from the RSPCA
they in turn would write down details of your mis-deeds towards poor Tom; The matter would then be presented before the courts and in all probability Judge Openshaw would hear the charges against you! He is notably extremely fond of cats and would no doubt sentence you to several months in The Strangeways Hotel with some category A prisoners.
You would also be banned from keeping another cat for life. The LEP would delight in using their front page to display photographs of you being led away from the courts handcuffed to a small lady from Group 4 security. This encourages the street hoodies to pay a visit to your home and using cans of blue green and red aerosol spray paint they would deface your walls windows and pathways with disgusting filthy four letter words! That is to say nothing of the obligatory bricks being hurled through your windows.

The Category A prisoners in Strangeways would be most disgruntled at having a cat abuser for company, there have to my knowledge never been a cat abuser come out of Strangeways in one piece!

Don't you think it would be more sensible to leave the cat to catch mice and simply eat the buttered toast?

Not at all. I can't stand boring bourgeoise normals who always give trite and predictable homilies out in order to hear the sound of their own keys clicking.

How do such people manage to laugh?

They wait for you to appear on the scene and split their sides laughing, uncontrollable fits of non-stop hilarity. Then when you start getting on your high horse especially with the egg head yanks on the ID thread and get knocked about like Micky Mouse with Mike Tyson you become more of a laughing stock than a laughing matter.

Do you get some form of mental ejaculation at being dragged off your couch, shaken like a lifeless rag doll and spread on the toast with the butter, which Try intended taping to the poor cats back?

I must back you up here Mathos, you put it so eloquently, in fact if I didn't know you better I'd say you could be Stephen King

Spendi's remarks make as much sense as a Rabbi running a pig farm, what sort of ale do they feed him down there in Yorkshire?

Interestingly, the term 'gone for a Burton' means 'popped out for a beer' and was used as a euphemism for a more grisly appointment in the First War. Burton-on-Trent is or was a centre for the brewing industry and a quarter of all British beer was made here at one time.
However, Burton is in Staffordshire so I expect Spendi has been indulging in Black Sheep, a real Yorkshire beer.


What are your plans for the next 3 years?

To build a space ship, I'm on with the design at present, and have amassed several pieces of equipment to build the thrust rockets.


Do you think I will need a thermos flask up there?

you'll be fine... don't be nervous....

when are you planning your first trip?

I think it should be ready for a few circuits around the planet in October 2008, then subject to confirmation I will be making my initial trip to the outer planets by June 2009. It is much faster than the conventional space-ships presently on offer by NASA etc.

Would you like to be my navigator?

Would it not be more appropriate to take a kamikaze trained operative?

No Sir.

Haven't you got any confidence in our Mathos?

can you give me just ONE good reason why that is a good idea?

Do I denote signs of lack of faith in my engineering project?

Yes.

I think we should try to solve our problems here on earth first, don't you?

Not at all.

America wasn't discovered by sitting on our backsides and playing cricket with that lazy sod Spendi was it!


No, I want to be there, sat in my control seat, press the ignition and feel the source of power as John Bull 1 takes to the heavens!

Don't you think the thrill of space exploration is un-parallel?

Not for me- doesn't appeal at all.

Do you think men are innately more curious about all that than women- given the fact that there are probably ten male astronauts for every one female?