You mean human behaviour can be related to animal behaviour.
Did you teach your parrot to talk?
well basically all of us did....my mom should get most of the credit...my brother gets it for his whistling talent...
Do you have any pets?
Only the wife.
Can you teach an old dog new tricks?
No, I travel a lot, so it wouldn't be fair to leave a pet to its own devices for long periods of time.
Are you presently on study leave?
kind of... not exactly...gotta go for exams starting coming tuesday
did you ever cheat during exams?
Yes
Did you ever get whacked with a blackboard rubber?
Didn't need to, knew it all!
Are you fully prepared for your exams?
i don't even know what preperation is!
do you believe that things just happen and you don't have to do anything about anything?
Yes of course I am.
When are they?
now,
don't you think life is an exam itself?
how would i know...
do you think i'm your examiner?
I like teachers, Miss Pilkington used to take me home with her
Are you one of those teachers who sings in class?
I'M NOT A TEACHER!!! i'm a student
do you like seeing 'through' people?
Of course.
Do you admire your nose in the bathroom mirror?
never could figure out where it was...
do you love knowing that your the king of the world...your world?
No, that would be egotistical, and I'm very coy.
Do you think I am as good as I think I am?
No... i think your just hiding your 'true identity'
do you know your 'self'?
Wouldn't want to know the real me.
Do you realise I am a brain surgeon?
no,
do you expect me to believe that?
