Nah, my husband's good for something!
Do you have a hairy back?
No
Smooth as a baby's bottom. I've evolved well.
Do you prefer hairy men?
Goodness gracious me NO!
They are all equally horrible.
It was a strange question to have asked don't you think?
Spendius, you have this annoying and extremely irritating habit of turning up at the most inappropriate moment.
Don't you?
I don't think either of us turns up at inappropriate moments
Do you like to go to the horse races?
Yes i do, I had a strong connection with Shell for many years, used to be a regular in their hospitality boxes and marquees (with the posh and pampered)
Do you like racing?
Yes. I love horseracing but it's obvious that you prefer the poshing and the pampering and the preening in the presiden't piss-nook.
It's all about horses and skilled and brave men.
Didn't take you long to dismiss them did it you ranting egomaniac?
Are there any buttons left on your shirt?
All of them in fact, thanks for caring.
Is your fly done up?
It is at the moment but it won't be shortly.
Have you ever had six pints in 90 minutes?
Wow, that's some blood loss.
Was it a bad accident?
I asked my father that once and he said that he hadn't made up his mind.
Why would "pints" conjure up blood to an Aussie?
He or she might be in the medical profession.
Do you think people all over the world drink beverages measured out in pints?
That moron can only associate liquids with alcohol, we should perhaps add the prefix 'Guzzling ' prior to Spendius.
It sounds quite good that Aidan, don't you think Guzzling Spendius?
I don't know Mathos. I have no idea if he sips or guzzles.
Do you?
Being from Yorkshire, you can almost guarantee he is a Guzzling dirty bugger, they spill it down their fronts, I rather think at times they then suck the clothing when they get home.
Can you imagine standing next to a dirty guzzler from Yorkshire for Christs sake?
Imagine, it? I'm sure at one time or another I have whether I've realized it or not.
How can you tell someone's from Yorkshire? or as an alternative question-
Do you realize how funny you are (sucking their clothing...that's pretty good). Do you think Spendi really does that?
Phrases, attitude, comments, nostalgia for defunked cricket stars of old.
Never uses soap (he admitted that a few weeks back). Don't you know Yorkies consider the safest place to hide their money is under the soap?
Interesting.
What kind of soap do you use?
Liquid, Cussons and whatever my wife fetches in, I have no mean preference.
Did you want to give me a bath or something?
Oh hell no. I couldn't think of a question, so the soap thing just kind of popped into my head.
How is your wife doing these days?
