That would be impossible to do
Don't you know an open mind is a prerequisite for enlightenment?
There are no prerequisites for anything, unless man conjures them up.
Do you get carried away in explanations of confusion?
No.
Do you associate simplicity with elegance?
Not at all. simplicity is basic intollerance, elegance is natural.
Are you aware of Miss Jean Brodies approach to young women?
Somewhat - enough to know it's not really good, or is it?
(I already told you - that movie was before my time.)
What good novel have you read lately?
Only Love I Real
Dr Brian Weiss
Do you like The Beano?
I don't know what it is.
Do you consider yourself to be a smart alec or wise ass?
Can you explain the difference for me, I am not very well educated?
Do you wear long ear-rings?
Sometimes, but not too long. I don't like them getting tangled up in my hair.
Do you wear long earrings? If you do, you must have the same problem - you have reasonably long hair (for a man, anyway).
And that brings to mind another burning question. Are you a man, a god, or a major or minor prophet?
Don't you know?
Parhaps, one day, I will enlighten you, would you like that?
I can't answer that question because I truly do question exactly how enlightened you yourself are, as well as exactly how you would propose to enlighten me.
Would your system of enlightenment include ridicule and torture?
Only if you pay extra for it.
Do you want to suspended from the oak tree by your ankles?
It depends. That blood rush to the head can be interesting.
Have you perfected your technique? Can you tie people by their ankles in oak trees so that they won't fall and get a concussion or head injury?
Of course I can, I am a perfectionist in such skills.
You do realise you will also be gagged?
I said it depends. And if I'm gagged, the answer is definitely no.
Do you realize that sometimes you're scary as hell?
You over-react
Are you aware of that?
Only too aware - it's been a life-long habit that I really, really am trying to break.
You like to goad people - especially when you discover what their weakness is.
Not really, but you have a habit of creating crazy scenario's which simply amuse me.
You think I am dangerous?
I think you could be if someone made you angry enough and didn't inspire mercy.
Do you know that after more than forty years of life it's been a revelation for me to find that there are some people who can appear to be absolutely merciless? (for a while at least). And did you know that in some strange way, I find it absolutely fascinating instead of revolting?
