The Houses of Parliament - is that one of those new housing developments that you Brits are putting up all over the place?
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Mathos
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 02:40 pm
Would you like to buy it and stick it in the desert with London Bridge....
They never learn do they?
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Mame
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 02:47 pm
Who never learns what?
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Mathos
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 02:50 pm
Those who don't come for private lessons.
Would you care to receive personal instruction?
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Mame
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 02:52 pm
Depends upon what and by whom... are you going to make suggestive suggestions now?
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Mathos
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 02:54 pm
It's nice to see you Mame.
Are you accusing me of being suggestive, or would you like me to be suggestive?
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Mame
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 02:58 pm
I'm neither accusing or requesting, M Just wondering how long it would take you to get there
It didn't take long, did it?
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Mathos
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 03:00 pm
It never does, I am unable to resist.
Isn't it great being frisky?
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spendius
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 03:21 pm
It is quite the opposite old chap. It is a terrible cross we men have to bear. Had I been fortunate enough in my youth to eschew friskiness, as Father Wiseman told me I should, I would now be a multi-millionairre and let the girls do the frisky bit.
Isn't that more sensible?
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Mathos
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 03:23 pm
Whatever you say ( Oi you have been calling me plankhead, just watch it mate) Spendius.
Is your zimmer frame back on the road?
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spendius
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 03:32 pm
I had the impression that yours is which is why I toned down my last post in order to respect your matured early sixties attitude to friskiness so common in those days in ordinary schools.
They stamped it into goodstyle didn't they?
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Mathos
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 03:35 pm
Haven't they just.
They no longer desire to breed, sooner be playing in the streets and causing mayhem.
Do you still have those funny notions on wanting to be celibate?
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spendius
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 05:48 pm
No,no,no Mathos.
You have the wrong end of the stick.
I don't want to be celibate. That's ridiculous.
I prefer to be celibate in the same way that you probably prefer to avoid crack which, I gather, is so good that only the likelihood of dire consequences can put anybody off.
Does the recent weather have your approval?
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Mame
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 06:23 pm
Why so bland a topic? Yes it does.
Have you ever considered cross-dressing?
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KiwiChic
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Tue 1 Aug, 2006 11:43 pm
not really I think I would look rather scary in a jock strap, is it the 'in' thing to cross dress these days in Canada?
(hey Mame how are you?)
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Mathos
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Wed 2 Aug, 2006 03:17 am
Kiwi, It is wonderful to see you! however, you never asked a proper question.
Do I have to put you across my knee?
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Lyn
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Wed 2 Aug, 2006 04:20 am
That would be frightfully uncomfortable Mr Mathos, and perhaps illegal.
Would you like to be taken into custody?
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Mame
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Wed 2 Aug, 2006 09:48 am
Methinks he'd like to be put in handcuffs, don't you?
Hey to you, KC - how goes it?
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spendius
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Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:01 am
I'll field that one KC.
It goes bad. I'm grumpy and down in the mouth because I took all that trouble to accede to Mame's request and explain what caber-tossing is and I never got one single solitary gesture of thanks for it.
Are men just taken for granted?
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Mathos
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Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:27 am
Spendi, there are times when I think you arrived on these pages from a Kenyan bannana boat.
Do you really think that women take anything but themselves for granted?
Just wondering how long it would take you to get there 