Yes I am and Yikes! Are you serious! I suppose it's one way to curb the population growth in China - kidding! How morbid!
Glad to see you back, Mathos!
Will you tell us about your latest trip (that is, if you haven't already - have I missed it)?
Hi Dev's nice to see you are still here, and nice to talk to you.
If you send me your e-mail address I will send you some photographs etc. have been sending quite a few to A2K members. Address will be treated with respect and confidence.
The story is quite true by the way.
Has Spendius been a pain in the backside during my absence?
I never felt a thing myself personally.
Are you especially sensitive in the junk chute?
Isn't that getting kind of personal?!
WHAT kind of a girl do you think I am?!!
A little treasure I should think that any man would think it a privilege to walk back down the aisle with and head for the nearest Honeymoon Suite.
Did you have a honeymoon?
Yes I did Spendi, about three days in a caravan Gronant North Wales. Bloody freezing and smoked out, when I lit the stove. A birds nest was under construction in the chimney.
Did you go somewhere fancy?
I never go any where fancy.
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
I would go to Mae Sot and spend a whole year there.
Where would you go if you won a million pounds?
Put it in the bank on an instant access account.
I know it's the lowest rate of interest but I got rid of temptations a long while ago.
Are you easily tempted by seductive voices?
Not really, it's just the devil in disguise.
Do you ever hear disembodied voices talking to you?
Yes-all the time.
Is it not normal?
It rether depends what normal actually is.
Can you explain normal?
Yeah-easy-listening to an authentic voice is my idea of normal but disembodied voices are normal on a numbers count.I never hear any disembodied voices that don't come out of another person which might have been what devvie meant.
What did devvie mean?
You should ask Dev's what she means.
What do you think I am, a psychiatrist?
Dev-ie was just yankin' your chain. Sometimes I ask a question just to see what the reaction might be! (Be afraid! Be very afraid!!)
What really scares you?
The dentist.
What else is there to scare anybody?
Sirens.
Ulysses had himself tied to the mast of the ship to avoid succumbing to their blandishments which he knew he couldn't resist otherwise.
What do you think he was worried about?
Succumbing, of course! Don't you remember the story?!
What makes you laugh?
When they have a disco in the pub,like last night,and all the mums cut loose (a bit) from their domesticities with the booze and the beat and the bobbings of the bared bosoms.
Do you like discos?
