Dating should never go out of fashion Spendius. It is better to know before hand that you are with a slightly (or fully) deranged individual than to find out after you've become physically involved with each other, I believe that was shown in the Glenn Close film Fatal Attraction.
Do you ever wonder if there more to life than what we have been shown?
No.I've seen everything I wish to see.
But I'm open to suggestions just in case I have missed something significant.
What sort of thing have you in mind?
*BTW-On dating.The Sunday Times last week mentioned sodomy without introductions.And I assume all women are totally deranged until evidence to the contrary becomes available.They are all deranged in my orbit as are most of the men.
Perhaps there are beings around us which are unseeable by the human eye. I think this would explain a great amount of the traffic jams which occur for no apparent reason...all those extra vehicles.
What has brought about your disenchantment with dating and people in general?
People.They can't just hang out anymore.They are always thinking what to do next.I call it messing about with themselves.
Do you think it is caused by general insecurity?
it's media hype, preying on general insecurity
Do you think meditation is better than shopping?
It must be because nothing's worse than shopping.
Can you stand all those primped up salespersons sucking up to you?
No, hate it, hate shopping.
Why are women supposed to be interested in shopping for shoes? Can't think of anything duller.
It isn't women full stop.It is only those women who have either a constant need to have a salesperson fuss about with their feet or have a foot fetish partner who needs to reach higher planes of spiritual enlightenment.The women of Darfur or The West Bank or Northern Siberia wouldn't know what you are talking about.
Do you have any corns or bunions?
Ew... no...
It's amazing. I started this topic ages ago, and every few months, I check back on it. I am amazed to see how popular it is! Fantastic!
When was the last time you looked at porn?
A few weeks ago. I tend not to watch pornography as it does nothing for me but a friend taped a program over a porno tape and at the end there is a weird scene of a man in a business suit boinking some woman who is talking on the phone. Weird...
Did you ever believe that there was a man in the moon?
No.I never believed anything as silly as that.
Why did you change the subject when it had distinct promise?
I changed the subject because of my self-alleged morals. Oh, that along with the simple fact that I saw no reason to head into a long thread on pornography since I seem to have lost just about all interest in it.
Would you feel better if I resumed on this topic with famous adult film moments?
Not neccessarily but it would be better than man in the moon stuff.
What time spans have you in mind for those moments?
I cannot say that there would be any specific time span. The best bet would be to go from the very first to the current.
So, do you have any you would care to offer?
I would offer moments of short duration.1,maybe 2,seconds.No more.When the veil falls.
Don't you think ladies are extremely fascinating when you get right down to it?
some
Mozarella, Parmesean, Monterey Jack, Cheddar, or Provolone?
Being English I naturally would choose the cheddar but,having said that,I'll admit to a strong partiality to the mature,moist varieties despite them being somewhat dangerous to the arteries.
Are you Italian?
I have pondered on your question for more than twelve hours, the answer still eludes me.
Have you ever awoken to the sound of policemen pounding on your door?
No.But I once woke up to the sound of an alarm clock.Once.
Are you as sexy as your avvie hints at?
