It is because you are a sane and well balanced person and the rest of us are 99 cents short of a $.
Can you do the slow foxtrot late at night after fifteen pints with a refined lady?
Well, we can talk about anything! That's the beauty of this thread. Y'know answer the previous poster's question and ask one of your own.
What do YOU want to talk about?
You.
What do you like most?
Me, too! Just kidding. That's enough about you. Let's talk about me! Okay, I'm kidding again. Must be this cold. No way am I eating a clove of garlic and I don't have the energy to cook up a sauce for it.
So, how've you been stranger?
I'm getting by.
I did the garlic and it worked.It isn't that bad apart from the first time.
Did you know that the best garlic comes from the Balkans?
I didn't know that....and the next person who calls me well balanced will pay dearly.
So, can you hear the bells ringing outside by the dock?
Garli, bells, sauce ??? You lot afraid of Vampires or something?
You're afraid of vampires, Spendi? I don't believe it.
What if I said I thought they were nonsense?
Are we really going to talk about them?
I've seen them on the television machine biting young girl's necks.They said they were virgins but I'm not that simple.
Would you bite into the neck of a young,innocent country boy and drink his blood?
Doesn't sound like my cup of tea!
I'd ALMOST rather talk about what's for dinner, and you?
I agree dev.
Do you have pillows embroidered with hearts?
Not unless you count the one I got for a wedding present that's on my daughter's bed.
And how about you?
No.Nothing.I'm plain boring.
Do you watch TV in bed?
Poor thing. Are you really boring or did you just mean bored?
Yep, I'm afraid I do. It helps me get to sleep & it gives me something to do in the midst of insomnia!
No good books to read?
Too many.I never know what to read next to give me ammo for the posh threads.
Do you have an electric blanket?
No. Not any more. Too hot even in winter.
Is it cold over there?
Not really.I only turn my two EBs on MAX when it goes below about 55.
Have you tried two cans of strong ale?
Two on the same bed? Where do you live, a drafty barn?! Just kidding.
What's the ale for?
Rock you to sleep.
Insomniacs live longer waking lives don't they?
