Simply more sex and more travel.
Theres a good if not brilliant anecdote you could use up there Dev's.
How smart are you?
Okay, I'll bite.
I'm reasonablly smart, not as smart as some, yet not as dumb as others.
I just got done with work. What's your brilliant anecdote?
You could have said, Great!! F*** off Mathos!
But, Mathos! A lady doesn't speak that way!
Is that what you'd say?! I think you must live quite the colorful life.
What is a typical day like for you?
That's the best idea you've ever had.
If I can cure devvie of the travel bug have you any idea of how much money I could save her?
And what if I don't want to be cured?! I want to go more places, see more people, learn new things...!
Alrighty then, back to my question!:
What is a typical day like for you?
It's more or less the same as all the other typical days.Main things are biological.The trivia weaves in and out of that in a desultory sort of way.Especially in my leisure time.
Are your typical days different?
I suppose by the way you describe it, about the same generally.
What is your favoite thing to discuss?
Ladies.
Is it not men for you?
Ladies ? Spendius.
Are you placing the female species into groups, ladies, whores, slappers, nerds, blondes, brunettes etc.
I reckon Dev's has her head screwed on pretty well, she likes to travel, I love to travel.
They are all ladies to me.
Is it not possible that those ladies who sometimes rescind the rules of polite decorum are more honest and thus worthy of more respect than those ladies who follow rigid etiquette?
Doddering old coot, they're not placed on earth for polite decorum and honesty you fool.
Didn't you know, they are here for goosing?
Of course I know that.But one does feel the need to have their enthusiastic encouragement.
Wasn't it you who divided them up into categories rather than myself?
No, I was considering your 'ladies' spectre, and simply giving you more rope. Ladies stand behind THE QUEEN waiting for her to defecate, then they wash down her botty, empty the brass pan and ensure her attire is neat once more.
Hence the name Ladies in waiting.
Would you enjoy doing that job for HRH Spendius?
Mathos-
One simply can't invent an unrealistic scenario and expect someone else to answer questions about it.
The considerations you speak of do not apply to Her Majesty,as indeed they didn't to Mrs Thatcher.
I think you are referring to certain practices which are said to have been institutionalised in the 17th and 18th centuries, and in Tibet, but such things have little to do with the sophisticated culture which we thankfully enjoy.
Are you a reader of ZIT and VIZ?
It is of great importance to read Zit and Viz Spendius, the intellect therein being quite amusing. You need to cease dating scenarios though Old Chap.
Did you happen to read the article on that Zimmerman chappie to-day, quite an interesting
topic in The Telegraph magazine? Silly question really, no doubt your Sunday read is limited to The Sunday Sport.
Do you still subscribe to the perverted 08 dirty chat lines you Old Rascal?
I have never heard of 08 chat lines.There's quite enough chat lines on A2K for me.And I don't recognise "dirty" in this context.You are categorising again as you did with ladies.They are your categories not mine.You are actually showing us your petticoats.Are there "clean" chat lines and grey areas in between.
Also-I don't read newspapers.They know nothing about Bob Dylan.Absolutely nothing.They simply try to rationalise the fact that Bob Dylan has millions of fans world wide and that they don't know why.Nor do they wish to know why as well.
Why is it that Spendius often posts without asking a question if this is truly a Questions Game?
Because he's thick and stupid and is quite often a bit sloshed as well and has very poor concentration.
Wouldn't it be nice if we could all be as intelligent and talented as Sturgis obviously is?
Am I sensing sarcasm here or is it just my fertile imagination running amok?
Speaking of fertile, has the Fertile Crescent ever been a matter of discussion here?
