I have explained all that haven't I.I thought I had anyway.
Have we to switch to fashions.That's much more red in tooth and claw isn't it?
Fashions indeed!
Returned to the cross dressing then Spendius?
Well Big M-sport was getting played out.Our friends across the water don't understand our sporting traditions so I just switched to the next nearest subject.
Don't you like ladies fashions?
I just adore ladies fashions old chap. However, only on a woman, and her figure has to be complimentary, her looks enticing and her mannerisms erotic in their foremost attribute.
By the way, the underwear department is my favourite.
And where is the question?
No, no, let's not talk about ladies fashion or underwear,
besides, we know already what you two like.
Can't you find a more neutral subject?
The question was in the sentence Cal, he knew I was asking him his fav's.
Why oh why, do you women like to contradict and be a general nuisance to mankind. Is it a mid life crisis?
You read two posts and demand to change the topic of conversation, which you were not involved with from it's conception. It's quite rude actually, your lack of educational etiquette is exposing it's ugly head, and you become flush with pious demands on an inbalanced constitution.
Does that fulfill your demands, madam?
This isn't the insult game thread either Mathos. The rules
are quite simple actually: one asks a question, the other
answers, and so on and so on...
There is no topic of conversation here, just a question
and answer game.
Perhaps too simple for you?
Ah, you would make the ideal whipping block, Queen's rules and regulation's to the letter.
Don't take life so seriously Cal, you will wither!
I am not going to wither any time soon, thank you for your
concern though. I will take your advice to take life
not as seriously. I appreciate that!
Anything else?
Right over his head Cal actually.Just ignore him unless he behaves himself.He's done this cross dressing number on me before.He's obsessed with it.He will search every method to get the subject round to frillies and stuff.
But I must leave now.Don't take him seriously.He likes authoritarian word play.See you later.
Yes, what are your vital statitstics?
Hahaha. Now I have to leave to pick up the rascal.
That was a short trip, wasn't it?
Not as good as Roadrunner but it was pretty short.
In out shake it all about.
Can you do the hokey cokey?
No, I can't.
What's that? An English folk dance?
hockey kokey.
Yes.An English Folk dance.End of night job.
You can Google it.
It makes all the girls giddy and foolish so you can imagine how easy it is to do.It's good fun.
Anything like that there?
No, not at all, but I guess it would be fun. We just don't
have pubs here like they do in Europe - little neighborhood
pubs where you can go (like you), drink your beer,
talk to neighbors, and not be bothered too much.
Unfortunately, here, the music is too loud, one can hardly
have a nice conversation, the people are usually very young, and they either play pool, or try to pick up the opposite sex.
So they dance that every night?
Oh no.Never in the pub.Pubs are not designed for it.
At parties in hired rooms where there's a dance floor.I've seen 200 doing it.They form a circle and do the right leg,left leg,right arm,left arm,right side,left side and then the whole self in and the whole self out and shake it all about is when they all charge to the middle at once.It can be chaos on Grab A Granny nights.It's really,really silly.It usually segues into the Conga which is a snake dance where they all get behind each other alternating male and female and out through one door and in another sometimes having been right round the cricket field.Anybody who calls the cops because they've been felt up is considered a spoilsport.
After that it is the National Anthem and the night is just beginning.
I know it's a bit early in the day but do you think you would fancy it?
*Did you see the shuttle take off.Fantastic.Absolutely,unutterably FANTASTIC!
Oh I see, it is the party dance. Yes, I do know the Conga (we have done that in my heydays) and the other dance
you described is mostly danced at jewish gatherings.
I've been to a Bar Mitzvah, where they dance like that - minus "grab a granny" of course. Yes, I did like these kind
of dances, it's a lot of fun.
No, I missed the take off at 7:30 am our time - but I'll
see it later in the news again.
Such progress and such regress, all in one country. That's
pretty amazing too, right?
I just see the progress I'm afraid.The regress is a form of teething pain.A lot of it is due to having expectations which people subjectively think they deserve to see fulfilled.It's a hard choice but the old agage "no pain-no gain" is appropriate.
Some of the other word games are quite educational and would,I feel sure,improve your English.
Why don't you try an acronym?
