Try Flaubert's Parrot Clary.
Yes, she DOES lead a most interesting life. The majority of reading I do, is my junk mail, before I file it in "33" (trash can)
I live swinging, wiggling, twisting, bending and flapping- do you exercise?
Yes I do, but it is not my favorite past time.
I never understood people who run to the gym daily
and work out for a couple of hours or even longer.
Anything in excess isn't that pleasant, right?
I suppose that's true.
What can you take most of before it gets unpleasant?
Hmm. Children arguing I can take very little of!
What about you?
I don't know now we are derailed again.
Why can't you answer the question?
I can if I want.
Have you any sensible answer to transcendent questions?
Maybe.
What transcendant questions do you have?
No and neither does anybody else despite excitable protestations to the contrary.
Why are you avoiding the question about what you can take most of before it gets unpleasant?
devriesj wrote:Hmm. Children arguing I can take very little of!
What about you?
I believe that was my answer.
Are you tawkin' to me?
I'm talking to whoever is listening.
Hadn't we better change the subject then?
I suppose you're right.
What is your most interesting life experience?
The whole lot.
Do you like turnips?
Yes, and I like turnip greens too. The only vegetable I won't eat is brussel sprouts.
What is your favorite vegetable/fruit?
Me too, aidan, brussel sprouts - ugh!
I love most all of 'em. I'll take broccolo & apples(big golden delicious ones.)
Notice how spendi- completely side-stepped the question!
Have any interesting life experiences/lessons you'd care to share?
Sweet,firm peaches.
What's up with sprouts?
I didn't sidestep.I can't distinguish any particular experience as being more interesting than any others and I think those who do are missing something.
D sidestepped the question earlier.
Why do women make ridiculous assertions generated within their own noggins?
I'm not saying "grumpy" or anything, but it does come to
mind
You're not around women too much, aren't you spendius?
What is noggins?
Strange thing, indeed.
What do you think it's for?
When you've had psychotherapy, you glean quite a lot. You may poo-poo it, but it's true form many.
Why do ask such ask such a ridiculous question?
