Only in Spain

>
> An American touring Spain stopped at a local
> restaurant following a day of sightseeing.
> While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling,
> scrumptious looking platter being served at
> the next table. Not only did it look good,
> the smell was wonderful! He asked the waiter,
> "What is that you just served?"
>
> The waiter replied, "Ah, Senor, you have
> excellent taste! Those are bull testicles
> from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
>
> The American, though momentarily daunted,
> said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring
> me an order!"
>
> The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, Senor.
> There is only one bull fight each morning.
> If you come early tomorrow and place your
> order, we will be sure to save you this
> delicacy!"
>
> The next morning, the American returned
> and placed his order. That evening he was
> served the one and only special delicacy
> of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting
> the contents of his platter, he called to the
> waiter and said, "These are delicious, but
> they are much, much smaller than the
> ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
>
> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and
> replied, "Si, Senor! Sometimes the bull,
> he wins!"