@layman,
I wasn't through guessing when I got kicked off line.
Rumplestiltskin, perchance?
"Disgusting piece of crap?"
"Blustering, bombastic buffoon." maybe
Greasy gluttonous gormandizer?
Pompous pretentious prick?
Selfish solipsistic sweathog?
Sorry-ass mofo?
How many guesses do I get?