Nagging.

The attorney got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to
get a stay of execution for Leonard Wright, a client, who was due to be
executed for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the
Governor had failed, and he was feeling tired and depressed. As soon as hegot through the door, his wife started on about "What time of night do you call this? Where the hell have you been?" and on and on. Too tired to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a very large shot of Brandy and headed off to the bathroom for along hot soak, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
Half an hour later, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Finally realising what a day he must have had and feeling a bit sheepish, she relented and went upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he bent naked over the bath cleaning the tub. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN!!!!! DON'T YOU EVER STOP????