Salem Mayor Schools Trump On Witch Trials: ‘Learn Some History’
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/salem-mayor-trump-witch-trial_n_5dfa9aa9e4b006dceaa7e56d
Comment:
Several democratic house members have testified to the verity that they were visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson who said emphatically, "Impeach the bastard Trump!".
These democratic representatives are upstanding members of the house and their word is approved by local clergy...
One Democratic member says old George Washington himself visited them also reiterating the same proclamation as Thomas.
Thus the verity of these apparitions are not in any dispute...
Next we might project as to what Rudy Giuliani might have said while under oath had the president not obstructed his testimony...
We have a testimony given by a local DC medium while under hypnotism.
She says that Rudy will say Trump told him to tell Ukraine to, "Investigate Biden's son or got to hell, your not getting any damned money!".
Now this testimony came directly from our medium while under hypnosis so there is no cause to doubt such a statement occurred.
Now Rudy could testify in person but it is doubtful he will be believed after such irrefutable proof...
House democrats have said it is no longer necessary for Rudy to testify anyway because the answers were all revealed in last night's seance.
(satire TC)