“The Official Lid List Of Stupid Things Blamed on Climate Change:”
Arab spring
Incredible shrinking sheep,
Destruction of Afghan poppies
Invasion of jellyfish in the Mediterranean
A surge in fatal shark attacks
Boy Scout tornado deaths,
Severe acne,
Global conflict,
Beer tasting bad
Better Beer
The suicide of farmers in Australia,
End of the American Dream
Bigger tuna fish,
Fish shrinkage
Longer days,
Shorter days,
The collapse of gingerbread houses in Sweden,
Cow infertility,
UFO sightings in the UK,
Shortage of Hookers in the UK
A rise in insurance premiums,
Heroin addiction
Bear attacks in Japan
Frigid Cold Winters in Great Britain
Cancer
Death from heart disease, diabetes, stroke, respiratory disease, and even accidents,
Homicide, suicide
Coffee from Uganda
Doggie Depression
Waterborne disease outbreaks
Bad relations with Russia
A decline of Circumcision in Africa
Heavier, wetter snowstorms treacherous for travel and ambulation,
Lyme disease, swarms of allergy-inducing, stinging insects, along with mosquitoes and devastating pine bark beetle infestations and the spread of forest and crop pests
Tigers eating people
Fewer geese
40,000 dead crabs
Shorter, higher pitched frog mating calls in the Middle East.
Screwed-up love-making,
The Japanese earthquake-tsunami,
A horrible rash of tornadoes in the southeast United States,
Extended severe allergy seasons, Lyme disease, malaria or dengue fever, trauma, depression, high blood pressure, and heart disease,
Eye Disorders.
An Increased threat of wars, violence and military action against the UK.
Migration of possibly rabid Vampire bats from Mexico,
Extreme weather, disappearing islands and less productive workdays
Giant Snakes
Armed robbery, prostitution, and drug abuse in Ghana will make you go nuts,
The rise of terrorist group Boko Haram
Caused the Seychelles snail to go extinct it’s alive and well),
Rock Snot
Increase anxiety, fear, and depression
Expensive Olives
Cannibals
No more red-haired people, women will become pear-shaped, incontinent, impotent bald guys with extra hair growing from his toes.
Global Cooling
The sinking of The Titanic
Illegal Immigration
Prostitution
ISIS
Walrus “Convention”
Shrinking Goats
Diabetes
Brexit
It will make us crazy
Democrats’ latest excuse: Blame the Constitution
The House is the more democratic body. California has 53 representatives; Wyoming has one. Yet, Democrats don’t control the House, either.
Arizona Senate: McSally surges to six-point lead over Democrat Sinema
In the latest ABC15/OH Predictive Insights poll, McSally has a six-point edge on Sinema, 47 percent to 41 percent. Eight percent said they had yet to decide on a candidate.
Both candidates received less support than they did in September when McSally held a 49-46 margin, the first time ABC15/OHPI polling showed her in the lead to replace retiring Sen. Jeff Flake.
Chief pollster Mike Noble said increasing approval for President Trump in recent weeks and the addition of Green Party candidate Angela Green, who received four percent in the poll, to the race have contributed to the separation between McSally and Sinema.
