Jurassic Parks and Recreation!

Jurassic World crushed the box office in its massive toothy jaws!
$511.something million in its first weekend (worldwide)! Loving it!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/andreabattleground/jurassic-world-demolishes-box-office-records

Fortunately the movie kept moving along after a dim start.
It was just ok, not great.
I think it amusing that the topic of the movies"plot" , surrounded the same issue that the entire "Jurassic ..." family of movies has undergone.

However, Im afraid that, with the humongous take it got in the first weekend, there will probably be another sequel, maybe a prequel, or something with a huuuuge box office pre stoked audience. Im talking about a Trec fro Jurassic park, up against Chinese homemade Monster from the Cenozoic, a huuuge mammal or a megalodon (Gonna be hard to create a megalodon from skeeter blood locked up in non-marine sediments.
The whole thing would be focused for the Asian market and, like Godzilla (the very first one), there would be an AMerican version

A Pixar movie of a chicken dinosaur could well be next.

They could wake up in Vegas handcuffed to each other with a terrible hangover, the twist is they already got married......... to each other!!!!! OMG, OMG.

I think we have a movie here.!!

Beleive it or not, this movie offering took itself waaay too seriously. One of the critics who panned it sid that it could have been a lot better if the producers (Spielberg was involved as n exec producer), hired a bunch of really good comedy writers.

It's got to be better than Hell Comes To Frogtown.

'Jurassic World’ Thunders Past ‘Inside Out’ for 2nd Straight Triumph at Box Office
http://www.thewrap.com/jurassic-world-thunders-past-inside-out-for-2nd-straight-triumph-at-box-office/

all that means is that people are bored out of thir skulls and want to get the kids to shut up.
You gotta admit, this was a total kids movie.

It's not really a difficult admission. It's a movie about two kids lost amongst the chaos of rampaging dinosaurs. Of course it's a kids movie. Keep in mind the film's rating is a PG-13. Not a movie for little tykes.

But also, the movie is a thousand fold better then James Cameron's Avatar and Titanic (the top two biggest box office holders). Jurassic World has a chance of destroying those two stinkers of their respective titles.

Itll then be in appropriate company.

review by one of my favourite local artists

ha!. Precisely. There was so much "profundity" in the air that it made you puke. Remember how bad the second of the "Indiana Jones" mvies was about (the one about the thugees and the palace at Pankot?? Thats how bad this JP was

as Coyne said'They really needed a couple of comedy writers to fix it up"

How bout "JP-the musical"

we went to see "Woman in Gold" last night. It was a faaaaar better movie for adults. Its about the legal fight for th return of a Gustav Klimt painting bsorbed by the Nazis during the Anschluss.

Those chickens are pretty scary-dangerous! Hen peck ya to death!

Jurassic World Just Passed A Box Office Landmark
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Jurassic-World-Just-Passed-Box-Office-Landmark-72285.html

what's sad is that box office take weighs heavily in determining whether there will be another mindlesssequel of this stuff.

A musical?
a Prequel ?
a prequel where the firt sample dinosaurs hold an entire neighborhood as hostages and as al fresco lunch.

a sequel where the dios go totally on breeding frenzy and its all out war and they win and overpopulate the earth until some space station rangers come back to earth and gain the upper hnd at eradication in the Western world. The last chaapter of the movie is some of our remaining people whod hidden out, are listening across the radio band and hear voices of people asking for help in Asia

Dinos v Planet of the Apes, v Terminators, v Adam Sandler.

A More Scientifically Accurate Rendition of the franchise:

http://laughingsquid.com/an-animation-shows-what-jurassic-park-might-have-looked-like-in-different-geological-eras/