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Jurassic Parks and Recreation!

 
 
Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 09:37 am
Any of you guys as excited as I am about the upcoming Jurassic World (2015) summer release?


Jurassic Parks And Recreation finally puts Andy Dwyer in charge of dinosaurs
http://www.avclub.com/article/jurassic-parks-and-recreation-finally-puts-andy-dw-213484

What was your favorite Jurassic Park movie and/or book?
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 09:55 am
@tsarstepan,
This is a movie franchise that should NOT have gone past JP I.
WE GET IT!!!

All the damn dinosaurs are geologically fucked up and in- bred beyond belief.

Story lines got almost like all the "Reality TV SHows" on cable TV today

a. we got a project handed to us
b. we don't have a lot of time to do it in
c. repeat b over and over and over until qe scream for mercy
d. insert really tupid commercials every 5 minutes

I think we are ready to move on to the Neogene and to create a world of pinnacle carnivores that aint lizards. Add some ice as the Himalaya mountains interfere with planetary breezes and currents in the water. Thisd be good (and more believable) than the transferred DNA from mosquitoes in amber.

We have seen oft tissues of animals of the Oligocene /Miocene and Pleistocene. OK so e don't have any DNA yet , e all know that Chrichton was bullshitting and this was science fiction.

farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 09:59 am
@farmerman,
OH, so its a comedy. ALL RIGHT, MAYBE it might be fun. But even thi seems formulaic

Why are all these fun guys losers??
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 10:10 am
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

OH, so its a comedy. ALL RIGHT, MAYBE it might be fun. But even thi seems formulaic

Why are all these fun guys losers??

The video is a parody. A mashup of the real Jurassic World trailer and the sitcom which Chris Pratt earned his fame from.
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 10:15 am
@tsarstepan,
so that went right over my head then. Im not really too ell versed in much tv beyond South Park and Nat Geographic Channel.


never mind
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 10:19 am
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

Nat Geographic Channel.

To minorly digress, are you familiar with National Geographic Riffs....
http://www.rifftrax.com/collection/national-geographic
http://i58.tinypic.com/34igs9h.jpg
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 11:00 am
@tsarstepan,
Are these NAt Geo riffs for real or just a blank?


Where can I stream it? Is it on Netflix streams?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 11:05 am
@farmerman,
They're real. Since you didn't watch them live when they aired on National Geographic channel, you are going to have to buy them. They're not on Netflix (as of yet).

You can get snippets from the shows on Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=national+geographic+rifftrax
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 11:07 am
@tsarstepan,
Are these the same MST3K guys?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 11:09 am
@farmerman,
Yes. They're the same peeps.
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 11:14 am
@tsarstepan,
They should have the little puppets made out of a vacuum cleaner and a blender in the foreground. It completes the movie experience
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 08:54 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:
Any of you guys as excited as I am about the upcoming Jurassic World (2015)
No. Apparently they botched the accuracy of the Dino's based on recent evidence, and in so doing missed a huge opportunity to update the way the general public sees dinosaurs. Very disappointing to say the least.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2015 09:08 pm
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2015 03:53 am
There's only one upcoming release I'm excited about.

farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2015 03:57 am
@izzythepush,
we need to jack up our cultural spyglass a few degrees


izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2015 04:18 am
@farmerman,
I only see kid's films at the cinema, some are better than others. Some are actually quite good, while others are terrible. Ardman's stuff has plenty of gags for the grownups.

This was my favourite.



This was bloody awful, but my son loved it.

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jun, 2015 10:57 am
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jun, 2015 11:38 am
@tsarstepan,
Because its released on Fri , 6/12 Im not really excited . Ill wait till they stream it or its a Blu-Ray.

I hear that its "plot" really suffers from all the CGI, "run amok".
As Jake Coyle (AP entertainment) says
"If the modern blockbuster could use anything, its a major rework by a few comedy writers"

Its amazing that, because the first CEO was a dottering old guy, this one is a spike heeled Cruella.
Ive read that theyve created new dinosaurs (crossed with other reptiels an amphibians), that have gone beyond the chompy stages.

Of course, I hear that they are remaking GHOST BUSTERS. Really?

Why not repaint "Guernica" or "Starry Night" ?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jun, 2015 11:45 am
@farmerman,
Quote:
ts a major rework by a few comedy writers.

You might be glad to hear that Chris Pratt, the lead in the upcoming film has a pretty good sense of humor. I don't think we'll be seeing a Christopher Nolan level of grit and darkness to Jurassic World. #fingerscrossed
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jun, 2015 01:20 pm
@tsarstepan,
http://i58.tinypic.com/a1tr3d.jpg
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tyrannosaur_crack
 

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