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Proof that zombies exist - 100 brains missing

 
 
Linkat
 
Reply Wed 3 Dec, 2014 02:17 pm
About 100 brains missing from University of Texas

Some 100 jars of brains, possibly including one from infamous UT sniper Charles Whitman, have gone missing from a psychology lab at the University of Texas at Austin.

who else would take these brains?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/12/03/texas-missing-brains/19819601/
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Ragman
 
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Reply Wed 3 Dec, 2014 03:52 pm
@Linkat,
Personally, I wouldn't look in Texas.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 3 Dec, 2014 04:40 pm
@Ragman,
Um.....

I'm gonna tell Chai what you said.


<skips off>
Ragman
 
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Reply Wed 3 Dec, 2014 05:02 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Humor is all relative. You should see some of mine.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 3 Dec, 2014 05:06 pm
@Ragman,
I agree, just take my Mother in Law.


Please.
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knaivete
 
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Reply Wed 3 Dec, 2014 11:08 pm
@Linkat,
This so-called mystery is a no-brainer.

Any suggestion of the missing Texan brains being quite valuable stems from the mistaken belief that they were almost brand new.

What is most jarring about the incident is the trite misapprehension of felonious intent which just wont hold water.

Off the top of my head I have a good mind to wander about what else is going off there.

roger
 
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Reply Wed 3 Dec, 2014 11:54 pm
@knaivete,
Fresh brains are definitely better. Everybody knows that.
oralloy
 
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Reply Thu 4 Dec, 2014 12:21 am

Wasn't me.

I did eat a Gnome the other day in World of Warcraft though. Cool
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 4 Dec, 2014 01:32 am
@roger,
I've eaten plenty of brawn in my time, which is pigs head, with or without brain in a sort of aspic jelly. It's quite safe to eat and there are no side effects.

It's quite tasty in a sandwich with a dollop of mustard.


It was around that time I developed a regular hankering for acorns and truffles.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 4 Dec, 2014 01:37 am
@Lordyaswas,
The hankering went away after the Doc prescribed some oinkment.
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 4 Dec, 2014 02:33 am
@Lordyaswas,
Maybe I'll just have extra tofu with my sprouts.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Thu 4 Dec, 2014 06:51 am
@Linkat,
Did anyone notice that all these brains were from Texas State Lunatic Asylum? Adds a whole new dimension to why these were stolen.

Maybe another Young Frankenstein wannabe? Think Abby Normal.
knaivete
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2014 03:09 am
@Linkat,
Quote:
Did anyone notice that all these brains were from Texas State Lunatic Asylum? Adds a whole new dimension to why these were stolen


I even noticed that they weren't stolen.

The news item begins:

"AUSTIN -- The mystery of the missing brains at the University of Texas
appeared solved Wednesday afternoon.
UT officials released a statement saying the 100 brains believed missing from a neuroscience lab were actually destroyed in 2002 as part of routine disposal of biological waste."
oralloy
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2014 04:02 am
@knaivete,
Quote:
AUSTIN -- The mystery of the missing brains at the University of Texas appeared solved Wednesday afternoon.

UT officials released a statement saying the 100 brains believed missing from a neuroscience lab were actually destroyed in 2002 as part of routine disposal of biological waste.

Told you guys it wasn't me. Very Happy
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Linkat
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2014 10:54 am
@knaivete,
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100 brains believed missing from a neuroscience lab were actually destroyed in 2002 as part of routine disposal of biological waste


That's what they want you to believe -- they don't want mass panic if it wsa zombies or some crazed wanna be young frankstein
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Ragman
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2014 10:56 am
@knaivete,
so, they lost their minds?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2014 10:59 am
@knaivete,
Quote:
stems

http://www.clipartbest.com/cliparts/Kin/aLy/KinaLyziq.jpeg
Miss L Toad
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2014 07:59 pm
@Region Philbis,


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