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Wed 3 Dec, 2014 04:59 am
"Thinking is hard! Dad won't pay to renovate the basement, and it'll take forever to save up enough on my Stirbucks paycheck!" says recent business administration grad Whiney Quawhore. "I coulda been an assistant manager by now if i'd skipped college, and i could afford some decent furniture for down here."
@Setanta,
Whiney? Quawhore? Lucky to have a job jerking coffee, ya ask me.
Yeah, but he's got credentials!
"I skipped an education and I'm doing all right," says crew boss at ShitShovelers, Inc. "I make more than minimum wage, too. Five cents more. What, I need a PHD to know which end of a shovel to grab on to?"
The collegists will never admit it, but you've spoken the truth. People mostly just go to college act superior to people who didn't and put on airs that they're above everyone else.
See, EB and Brandon aren't fooled--it's all about elit . . . elleet . . . them guys who think they're better.
@Setanta,
Yeah, I tried an edumacation once, but not only did I disbelieve every word of it, I could hardly prononciate half of them.
I think they should seriously cut down on syllabubs and make words shorter.
@edgarblythe,
Quote:What, I need a PHD to know which end of a shovel to grab on to
I'm sorry to disagree but if I am not mistaken (PHD = Pile it Higher and Deeper) our crew boss here would clearly have benefited with a higher degree in his chosen field.
@rcleary171,
Shouldn't that be 'digree'?
@Lordyaswas,
Quote:I think they should seriously cut down on syllabubs and make words shorter.
Good point! If you can't pronounce it - you don't need to know it.
@Lordyaswas,
Quote:Shouldn't that be 'digree'?
Don't you start being an eleetist jerk!
@rcleary171,
Well you should cheque your speling. Wait a minute, I have a customer....
"Do you want fries with that?"
OK, where were we?...
And here I was, as a declared entomophile, thinking that a guy belonging to the elite was an elytron..
@timur,
Nah, a elytron has a trunk.
@farmerman,
Was that when you had your hand in your pocket?
I thought you were just stocktaking.
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:
Shouldn't that be 'digree'?
War s David wen u ned him?
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