Here's a story about a t-shirt.
A couple years ago, on New Year's Eve, I went out with my friend to a party. But first we went to his cousin's house for a family thing. Right before we were about to leave for the good party, this big kid spills red wine all over my white shirt. So they gave me a t-shirt to wear, since I didn't have any other clothes to change into.
On the front was a picture of a big beer bottle. On the back it said, "Turn me around for 9 inches of ultimate pleasure"
I had to go to a party where I knew NOBODY, and where everybody was kind of dressed up, wearing that idiotic shirt. Luckily I got drunk enough not to give a ****.
that is very funny kicky... nine inches huh? or was that just a joke wink wink.
I just got a new pair of shoes, Sioux brand, from Germany, nice chestnut brown suede, and waterproofed.
you can wear them in the rain!
umm i have a question for you cav.
aimeemarie123 wrote:you can wear them in the rain!
umm i have a question for you cav.
And the question is....<awaits with bated breath>
why don't canadians shovel their side walks... I was in montreal in march and the side walks were covered with slush and snow and ice... I was just wondering why the side walks aren't shoveled.
another question - why are German shoes branded Sioux?
Not too many American Indians in Germany!
aimeemarie123 wrote:why don't canadians shovel their side walks... I was in montreal in march and the side walks were covered with slush and snow and ice... I was just wondering why the side walks aren't shoveled.
Well, live a winter or two in Montreal and you'll understand. Now we who live in Ontario have no excuse.
aimeemarie123 wrote:everyone and there pearls... I don't own pearls... should i?
I am quite frankly shocked to hear that a beautiful girl who has drank enough before to urinate on city steps has never received a lovely pearl necklace
:wink:
Would you like hamburger to post a story about the amazing interest of Germans in native Americans, going back, ohhhhhhh, at least a hundred years.
There's a guy near my hometown, living on the reserve - he used to go to Germany on regular speaking tours in the 1960's and 70's. He speaks quite fluent German.
i'll understand... I don't wanna live there too many strip clubs in one place... too many wierd men yelling out the doors of the strip clubs saying "if you come here you can touch the girls like it" nooo. the strippers can't dance there either... if i am going to pay to watch someone dance naked I at least want them to have some talent.
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:aimeemarie123 wrote:everyone and there pearls... I don't own pearls... should i?
I am quite frankly shocked to hear that a beautiful girl who has drank enough before to urinate on city steps has never received a lovely pearl necklace
:wink:
<snort, guffaw>
The shoes are awesome, by the way. I love them.
I am gonna ignore that very yuckie comment... men putting thier sailors on me doesn't turn me on.
aimeemarie123 wrote:that is very funny kicky... nine inches huh?
Sorry to disappoint, but unfortunately, I'm only an average white guy.
oh thats ok... i haven't seen many penises any way.. only 2 jason and GR but i have to say compared to jason GR has a really small one... I am shure yours is just right kicky.
Aaaaaaw, thanks Aimeemarie. You've only seen two in your whole life!?
No way!
Umm, hi, I'm GR masquerading as cavfancier. I stole his identity, and find your comment regarding my penis distasteful. Maybe that's why I am attracted to skanks instead of you. It's a compensation thing.
he he he he laaaaauuuugggghhhh. yes only two... I really want to go see male strippers... I need to know.... also I think i need to do porno research.
I have a porn collection that rivals the library of congress. I'll see if I can find something for you. How about Long Dong Silver? Seems he's quite popular with the ladies for some reason.
oh boy!!! yippy! lolololol
