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Mon 31 May, 2004 12:59 pm
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?""
Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.........
"I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
That's funny. I heard a real police transcript of a cop talking down a drunk who drove his truck off the road into a field. It went something like this (paraphrased):
"Sir, would you please step out of the truck."
"I can't."
"Why, sir?"
"Because I'm drunk off my ass."
Cop takes down personal information and asks, "And what is your level of education, sir?"
"Well, I did grade 10 twice, so I have 20 years of education."
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