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Nursery Rhymes For Halloween

 
 
Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2014 01:54 pm
Mary had a little lamb
It's heart was black as coal
It crept into her room one night
and ate her f**king soul
 
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2014 03:22 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue;
On Halloween
The're coming for you!

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2014 03:29 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bobble head
Rocks for you
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2014 03:32 pm
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious...

...ahhh...never mind. You cannot get any more Halloween than Poe did!
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2014 03:34 pm
Oh how we danced
The night we were wed.
I whirled you around,
Then lopped off your head.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2014 03:50 pm
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To rob other kids of candy
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill got all the candy
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2014 03:54 pm
@edgarblythe,
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
They each had a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down
With two and a half.
They didn't go up there for water.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2014 05:13 pm
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Eating some kind'a pie.
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out an eyeball
And screamed "Ay-yi-yi-yi!!!"
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2014 05:14 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Quote:
They didn't go up there for water.
so... trick and treat?
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2014 02:49 pm
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1555328_10152753204041970_1476102963936363948_n.jpg?oh=ded65f81b3497b663d61d31781cf2f08&oe=54DABD5E
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2014 04:19 pm
Can't find anywhere else to post these so am doing so here.

Beach balls in a tree for Halloween

https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10559774_10152783451571970_4030515492090156739_n.jpg?oh=3305f5cb7ff2b9499292e72dc957d42d&oe=54E4BE3D

Trying to keep up with Nature's falling leaves is a killer.

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10696307_10152753215706970_785483832950268151_n.jpg?oh=a4f8b64a20cd95575139dd8741a8eb8b&oe=54DF7FB9


I've been slimed!


https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/397508_10152766209841970_3383551567054654892_n.jpg?oh=a50e275e05b210fdf6e27e3d79d938df&oe=54DDD050
roger
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2014 04:23 pm
@Butrflynet,
Those are great. Especially the big, gooey slug.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2014 04:32 pm
@roger,
I like the tree with eyeballs. 'Ent' springs to mind immediately/
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2014 09:49 pm
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
So she sent them out to do 'trick or treat'
And saw them get run o'er in the street. Mr. Green
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