Nursery Rhymes For Halloween

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Mary had a little lamb
It's heart was black as coal
It crept into her room one night
and ate her f**king soul

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Roses are red
Violets are blue;
On Halloween
The're coming for you!

Twisted Evil

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bobble head
Rocks for you

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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious...

...ahhh...never mind. You cannot get any more Halloween than Poe did!

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Oh how we danced
The night we were wed.
I whirled you around,
Then lopped off your head.

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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To rob other kids of candy
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill got all the candy

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@edgarblythe,

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
They each had a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down
With two and a half.
They didn't go up there for water.

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Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Eating some kind'a pie.
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out an eyeball
And screamed "Ay-yi-yi-yi!!!"

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@Lustig Andrei,

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They didn't go up there for water.

so... trick and treat?

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Can't find anywhere else to post these so am doing so here.

Beach balls in a tree for Halloween

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Trying to keep up with Nature's falling leaves is a killer.

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I've been slimed!

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@Butrflynet,

Those are great. Especially the big, gooey slug.

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@roger,

I like the tree with eyeballs. 'Ent' springs to mind immediately/

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
So she sent them out to do 'trick or treat'
And saw them get run o'er in the street. Mr. Green

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