firefly
 
  3  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 01:06 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg

Honestly, Hillary, what makes you think I'm trying to torpedo your campaign?

hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 03:46 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
It's not rocket science.
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 03:51 pm
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
"I had to learn Farsi but Iran signed the treaty! Impressed?"
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George
 
  5  
Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 07:10 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
I make a grand exit, but I'm seldom invited back.
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 10:19 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
This ole thing? I just threw it on as I was leaving home.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 10:21 am
@tsarstepan,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
Walked? The model flew down the runway.
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OnTheFritz
 
  3  
Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 04:23 pm
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
It's a not-so-veiled reference to my prowess in bed.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 05:17 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg

Why yes, I am an astronaut. What made you ask?
realjohnboy
 
  3  
Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 05:58 pm
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg


You should see the rocket in my pocket.
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 06:12 pm
@realjohnboy,
oooh
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panzade
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 06:22 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
This ole thing?

<guffaw>
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 07:16 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
Well the Saturn V goes with my eyes but tonight I'm in a Sputnik sort of mood.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 07:25 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
Beer dispenser.
edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 07:57 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
Pssst. I'm carrying a rocket on my back.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 08:11 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg

It's a wine cooler.
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 08:48 pm
@ossobuco,
Quote:
It's a wine cooler

Nice! Way outside the lines.
George
 
  2  
Reply Thu 16 Jul, 2015 04:29 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
My planet or yours?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Jul, 2015 05:51 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/150720_contest-690.jpg
Everyone assumes I'm an engineer for Raytheon.
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Jul, 2015 07:16 am
@panzade,
It occurred to me after I saw EB's beer dispenser caption.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Jul, 2015 07:30 am
@ossobuco,
Nothing wrong with riffing off another person's riff. I prefer wine cooler (plus wine coolers are trashy so you can take it on several levels) because of the classy nature of the party. Plus everyone has wine glasses in their hands. That makes more sense.
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